George's Brain : LUSENET : Junkyard Wars : One Thread

George's Brain: "Hmmm... time for me to do my routine. I suppose I could just talk straight to the audience, crack a few jokes, have some fun with it, like Robert used to do. Naw, our audience is a bunch of dumb hillbilly kids, they're too stupid to understand me if I did that. I know! I'll do my Hee-Haw routine! Those dumb grease monkeys eat that stuff up, they'll love it!"

George's Mouth: "Yee haw! Howdy there, Lil' junkyard doggies!"

-- Eric (, February 08, 2001


George's Brain: Hmmmmm, I'm getting paid $$$ for this..........

-- John Gap (, February 08, 2001.

George's brain: "Hmmmmm... I bet some guy named Eric wishes he were me so he could do a good job following in Robert's shoes."

-- (, February 08, 2001.

Let it go. Euther we audition or stop complaining. Host Vs. Presenter sheesh.

-- Stephen A. Binion (, February 08, 2001.

Eric's Brain: "Hmmm... I should really put together a team and apply for JYW. I love to build stuff!"

Eric's Hands: "Hah hah! Now, while he's distracted, I'll strip out these threads!"

Eric's Brain: "D'Oh!!!"

Eric's Hands: "Hee hee! Now I'll fumble this one-of-a-kind shoulder screw and drop it on the floor."

Eric's Brain: "@#**%$%!!!"

Eric's Mouth: "@#**%$%!!!"

Eric's Foot: "...and I'll just kick it across the room where he'll never find it!"

Eric's Brain: "That does it! I've had it! I'm going to go whine about George on the JYW board instead!"

-- Eric (, February 09, 2001.

Talk, Talk, Talk......

-- John Gap (, February 09, 2001.

Hey Eric when they gonna let you out of that funny coat & put ya back in your little rubber room?

-- Rick The Rocket (, February 09, 2001.

Hehe, George is funny.

-- Viper Rex (, February 12, 2001.

MY GOD PPL??? How can anyone think this new host it good??? He (sorry man) realy is bad at this. He is nothing comparied the old host. Man he makes me want to change the chanle, it worse that watching the weather chanel when the weather man is high. (sorry Geroge)

-- Fred Lyons (, February 13, 2001.

I would watch tree years of George before I would read one more sentence of your mis-spelled, posts.

-- John Gap (, February 13, 2001.

Oh, by the way...."Tree years" are like dog years. Actually it was supposed to be "three".

-- John Gap (, February 13, 2001.

stop bitchin' about george, i like him...what the hell is the point of having scrapheap AND junkyard if they are exactly the same? and i do like robert too, ive been watching red dwarf since i was six and he does a great job of presenting scrapheap, and george does a great job of presenting junkyard.

-- monkeynuts (, May 05, 2001.

Dear Sir/ Madam

How are you today? It was only now that i made up my mind to contact you after many days for i am acting on the belief that i can trust you.

My name is Princess Grace Bora i am 27 years old from R D C Congo ,and the only daughter of late Dr Kamara Kara a Diamond dealer who was killed by the rebels in my war torn country.

I contacted you to know if you can assist me because before my father was killed by the rebels, he deposited 14,220 Carat Diamonds gem stones and ($30.Millions US DOLLARS ) in (HIGH SECURITY COMPANY ) in my name as the only daughter and beneficiary.

Presently, I live in Dakar Senegal with my sick mother ,in west African country as a refugee. Presently, My mother is very sick and on admission in the general hospital here in Senegal Dakar. We came to this country after my father was killed by the rebels in my country to seek political asylum and also to search for a sincere and honest partner who will understand my situation and assist us achieve my inheritance.

I have made up my mind to leave Africa with my mother, settle and invest in your country if you are willing to assist us.

We contacted you because i want you to contact the ( HIGH SECURITY COMPANY ) on my behalf as my late father's business partner and arrange with them for the release of the deposited consignment containing the Diamonds and money to you and also arrange for the sales of Diamonds. You will also assist me to get to your country as soon as the deposited consignment is released to you. If you are willing to assist me, I have made up my mind to offer you 30% share out of the total money realized from the sales of the Diamonds for your assistance. Once again i thank you and i am waiting for your very urgent reply as a confirmation that you received my proposal mail and are willing to assist me. As soon as i receive your reply, I will forward to you all the contacts information of the ( HIGH SECURITY COMPANY ) where my late father deposited the consignment in my name as the only daughter and beneficiary. Please get back to me through this email address :

Your Sincerely,

Princess Grace Bora

-- mrgrace bora (, January 20, 2005.

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