Have you no faith in me at all? I too now have a fakir posting as me, so I need to ask you all, do you really believe that I would hunt down IP numbers and expose you folks? Do you really think I would whine that I don't get help here and that I want recognition and thanks?

Get a clue.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 07, 2001

Answers

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-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 07, 2001.

Spinnin' round and round on the barstool,high fivin' kb8 with each rotation and I gots the next round.Now how bout that squirt gun fight,only were puttin' tequilla in it and the object is to aim for the mouth.LOL!!! : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), February 07, 2001.

Yea sure, right. We believe ya (not). Thanks for having a change of heart tho.

-- (My first@troll post.corn), February 07, 2001.

if thats true how come you cry about your fakir but not uncle bobs?

-- (notconnecting@mynamewith.ip), February 07, 2001.

Where am I crying?

I can only do so much here, Jacko. I cannot edit every single post, I cannot sit here and pour over IPs all day. But I CAN edit folks who pose as me, since I KNOW what I did or did not write.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 07, 2001.

you dont have to POUR over anything not that many people get their handles stole

YOU have a history of trolling and thats why i dont believe you dont think emails dont get passed around about what youre doing you post with your dogs names ---- lil nipper and one other that i forgot right now ill look it up tomorrow dont deny it because there are others here who will see you lie

-- (notconnecting@mynamewith.ip), February 07, 2001.

Holy crap. There's a full moon tomorrow night.

That has to explain the lunacy that has permeated this place today.

Unk, I've said this before, but once more seems to be warranted (and I know you didn't ask for it): Thank you for this place and for tolerating all the nonsense. I doubt I could do it.

(Yeah, Barry, I know; the world is a much better place for that. Whatever.)

-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), February 07, 2001.

What the hell are you talking about? History of trolling? ROTFLMAO!!

I have, in my long career in Original TB2K, TB2K Spinoff Uncensored, Poole's Roost, and now here, posted under exactly TWO handles. Unk D, and Dieter. That is it. Now frankly, whoever you are, I don't care if you believe me, but that is the truth. And if you all want to pass your little emails along to each other and talk behind my back about me, guess what? I don't care about that either.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 07, 2001.

YOU were Dieter?!?!?!

Cool. Very cool. I'm a fan.

-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), February 07, 2001.

Aw, come on Pat; don’t steal all of the good lines. BTW, we had a full moon last night here in SoCal but then you don’t live in this neighborhood:>)

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), February 07, 2001.

Nope, I'm right next door.

(Be afraid; be VERY afraid.)

-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), February 07, 2001.

Here Unk,have a shot,what's your flavor? This is toooo fuckin' funny!!! Tis one of the best chuckles I've had in a long time,moon gets a little bright and the banshees go wild.It is beer-fifteen!!!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), February 07, 2001.

youd better not meet anyone from here in real life at your house then THEN they will know youre lying and you have a dog named lil nipper and use that handle

dont bother posting as lil nipper in a huff either we can see right through you

i knew you were dieter once a troll always a troll ---- you just have the keys now

-- (notconnecting@mynamewith.ip), February 07, 2001.

Uncle D was Dieter?

Wow.

Can anyone tell me who wrote a little "biography" of the denizens of the original TB2K forum? I remember Dieter being described as a "furtive stranger", or some such, and it was one of the first things I came across here so I didn't think to save it. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), February 07, 2001.

not connecting,

I do indeed have a dog named Nippy. Not lil nipper, but that is beside the point. You are entitled to believe what you want, nothing I say will change your made-up mind, but I do not post here on my forum as anyone but Unk D. I think I might have one Dieter post here, or that might have been over at Poole's, I am not certain. But I AM certain about who I post as, and lil nipper ain't one of em. If it doesn't say Uncle Deedah it ain't me, pal.

And since you know what one of my dog's name is, you must have been in chat the night I named some of them. BFD.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 07, 2001.

Hey Unk-- Dieter was hands down the BEST thing about the old TB2k. I loved him and you aren't too shabby yourself! Thanks, you made my day!

-- Dory (crtwheel@eburg.com), February 07, 2001.

My mom used to say, "For crying out loud." I never understood what it meant, and I still don't, but if that wasn't you who did the other thread wherein you said that you'd just coordinate ISP's and stuff, I'm being fooled by one or the other. I think it would be a good thing to denounce the imposters, BTW. If the Bemused guy has the software that can do it, all you need to do is say, "That wasn't so- and-so." I don't think anyone ever thought that you'd LIST all the ISP's on the forum. What would be the point?

Perhaps for Consumer's sake more than anything else, I'll relate how I pissed off Stephen Poole on his forum. [It seems to be a thing I've been doing lately.] Several folks [including Poole] said, "I don't think that was Anita." I encouraged Stephen to check my ISP address, but I'm on one of those REALLY big servers that, apparently, have THOUSANDS of addresses from which to choose, so he said, "Nope...it's NOT Anita." Oh well.

I'm almost done with your forum for the night [and a half-month], Unk, but I want you to know that I never thought you capable of any weirdness....well...um...relating to the folks on your forum. I think you're capable of MANY weirdnesses OUTSIDE the forum, but that's neither here nor there.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), February 07, 2001.

More clues, Bemused.

capn, it's nice to be right for once, but I'll leave you to uphold our honor in the next squirt gun battle.

Weeble, you're a fizzhead. 8-)

-- kb (kb8um8@yahoo.com), February 07, 2001.

Bemused- I think it was Lon Frank who wrote something about Dieter & the circus.

-- Dory (crtwheel@eburg.com), February 07, 2001.

Dory - yes. It was something about a circus. Do you have a link or have the text saved? It was pretty good stuff if I remember right.

Anita - for crying out loud. You're making sense!

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), February 07, 2001.

Bemused- I couldn'tfind the circus story, but I did find something else Lon wrote and it has an email on it. Would it be appropriate to post it here without his permission? Or you can email me, if you like. If his email is still current, perhaps he would send you a copy,(and me also). I always enjoyed his writings.

-- Dory (crtwheel@eburg.com), February 07, 2001.

I've got to hi-jack this thread for a minute, because it's the only title I can remember. Please forgive the intrusion.

Consumer:

My daughter and I had this "talk" at the end of last week, which really means that SHE talked and I listened. During this monologue, she said that she was getting stretch marks on her hips, of course suggesting that *I* buy some cocoa butter. She went on to say that she felt that these "stretch marks" were due to her weight fluctuations. This girl is taller than you are, and her "weight fluctuations" consist of moving from 98 pounds to 103 pounds and maybe back again when there's no food in her house.

I'm about five inches taller than she is, and I bore three children and never had a stretch mark. Can this happen to skinny people?

I remember you being even skinnier than I am, and I know you had three sons, so I thought you'd be one to ask.

I'll check back on this thread in the next week to hear your response. "For crying out loud" isn't a thread topic that I'm likely to forget.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), February 08, 2001.

Unk was Dieter.........sonofagun!!

Check that one off the life's greatest mysteries list....

I certainly appreciate this lil' gathering ground. Let's try not to fuck it up.

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 08, 2001.

It's already fucked up.

-- (Where @have .you been?), February 08, 2001.

I'm inclined to think that a few seriously fucked up individuals are trying to fuck this forum up.

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 08, 2001.

Deano,

I agree with you.

Respectfully,

Betty

-- (bettypaige01@hotmail.com), February 08, 2001.

Betty

Took the kids and some of their friends to Key West last summer and one of my daughter's buddies HAD TO FIND a poster of you. Did you know your likeness is in half the stores on Duval St.??

Glad to see you make an impression on today's youth. ;-)

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 08, 2001.

Deano,

You think there's only a few? Long time forum members are ripping each others throats out giving them absolutely no credibility in the future and the forum admin was proven last night to be trolling. (It can't possibly be coincidental Unk has a dog named Nippy and someone else posts as lil nipper).

This place is like totally fucked up!

-- (Where @have .you been?), February 08, 2001.

Where

I reckon that just about makes us a perfectly normal 'family' then. A lil' bickerin' here and there can be very healthy in the right doses.

I can hardly believe that Unk would troll his own forum. I'm sure several folks (who like or dislike him) knew about Nipper to begin with and maybe, just maybe, might be trying to set him up.

Personally, I prefer to watch this kind of action from the sidelines.

On a happier note, we had our first little league practice last night and I must say the Jax Beach Giants will be tough to beat this year!!!

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 08, 2001.

Eat me asshole,

So I have a dog with a name that resembles the name of an anon poster here, woop-dee-frickin-doo. For all I know YOU are the one posting as lil nipper. And since you are making outrageous statements I will make one too, after all, it was PROVEN last night that YOU are the handle thief, and it was also PROVEN that YOU are the one who is stirring the pot here.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 08, 2001.

Actually, Deano's making sense here. The RCA dog was called "Little Nipper", and in the logo was said to be listing to "his master's voice" on the Victrola. If someone else knew that Unk's dog is Nipper, and wanted to imply they were Unk, they picked an inadvertantly clever way to do it.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), February 08, 2001.

"Actually, Deano's making sense here."

Wow, been a wierd fuckin' week man........

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 08, 2001.

Ape-Dude,

That is exactly where my dog got her name. You win extra credit me boy, well done.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 08, 2001.

Two more fake Unk alerts!

-- (little@birdie.tweet), February 08, 2001.

Oh really? Can the fake Unk do this?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 08, 2001.

BTW, little birdy, I just happen to be home a little early today. Thanks for caring though, hee hee.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 08, 2001.

Thanks, Tarzan, that was too cool. If anyone wants to believe I am clever, I would be ever so grateful. If folks want to believe I am Uncle Deedah wearing non-avuncular duds, it is no skin off my tuckus, either. Just don't blame Unc D for anything I write and the rest of the confusion can sort itself out.

But the truth is, the name Little Nipper came to me in a dream. Or was it "in a fog"... who can remember such details?

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), February 08, 2001.

Dory and Bemused -

I too, have lost the link to the circus story with DiEteR. It was on the very end of the postings on the old TB2K forum. DiEteR was a lot of fun; I miss him.

PS - the email's real

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-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), February 09, 2001.

I MIGHT hate myself fer this:

http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=001ZPa

no yer gonna hafta work fer a link but all the links are there..... including links to Yourdon's Fabulous Circus, IIRC.

-- C D n D (nolonger@number.3), February 12, 2001.

{Psst - it was the one entitled 'Lon the Clown' - but I hate to let any state secrets out. Please eat this missive once you've read it}

-- flora (***@__._), February 12, 2001.

Wow, Unk was DiEteR. How did you come up with that? It was a great comic relief on that forum. Hat's off to you.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), February 12, 2001.

DiEteR

-- (trip@down.memory lane), February 12, 2001.

The REAL DiETeR says bye

-- (another@memory.trip), February 12, 2001.