Corn Nuts: Forged by Lucifer himself?greenspun.com : LUSENET : Script Brads : One Thread
I am convinced that Corn Nuts are of the devil. Case in point: it is the official snack food of the WWF. Is there a food you believe is the work of Satan?
-- Brad (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 06, 2001
Hell-fired Brimstone Sandies.
-- Reginald Squirrel (email@example.com), February 06, 2001.
Devil's food cake, of course.
-- Hell's Belles (Euroky@aol.com), February 07, 2001.
I think Pepperidge Farms' Sulphur-Dipped Prairie Oyster Pralines are pretty devilightful
-- Reginald Squirrel (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 07, 2001.
Okay, here's another one by that master baker, Satan:
Cloven hooved pork rinds.
-- Brad (email@example.com), February 07, 2001.
Or raw chitlins (uncleaned).
-- Reginald Squirrel (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 08, 2001.
Raw, uncleaned chitlins.
Aren't those oysters?
-- Brad (email@example.com), February 08, 2001.
Sunflower Seeds: The Manna of Lucifer. They're extremely habit forming. And loaded with salt, so they have to be really bad for ya'. You try 'em, get hooked, and eat 'em...eat 'em...eat 'em aaaallll day long. Everywhere you look, suddenly there are sunflower seed shells in every former empty cup, ashtray, or whatever other receptacle (sp?) that happens to be handy. I don't know why they are so addicting. I mean they really aren't the best food I've ever tasted...but, God, I am a slave to my seeds. Do you know how difficult it is to do your job or talk on the phone with a handful of seeds in your mouth? If I were a baseball player this little addiction of mine would be no problem. But, I'm not, so it is a problem. If only there were a twelve step program for those of us that can't seem to live without our seeds....regular, barbaque, ranch, salsa....the flavors are endless.
-- Teri Henson (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 10, 2001.
Take a deep breath... Slowly now... Back away from the seeds. Back away from the seeds.
(Pssst, Brad! Call the guys with the nets and straight jackets.
-- Reginald Squirrel (email@example.com), February 10, 2001.
Another snack food of the devil:
Reduced fat Oreos.
Satan pops up where you least expect him, I tell you.
-- Brad (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 11, 2001.
Also Chocolate-covered Lug Nuts.
-- Reginald Squirrel (email@example.com), February 12, 2001.