Please join me and raise (another) glass to Clarence's mate, Merlot. The label clearly knaas wor Clarence very well. Described as "Lively and refreshing from the Central Valley. A good to pizza and beef-based dishes." Fercrissakes, we're not about to import Le Poof and half the bliddy Chewsee team are we? It goes on: "Store horizontally in the dark and consume within one year of purchase." Straight from the George Best school of football then.

Cheers m'dears!

PS. I hadn't realised we've got a new scouting network. Selected by Tesco. Ah well.

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2001

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My missus got a bottle of English wine from Tescos the other day - it weren't at all bad.

Should ban these foreign imports and stick with the British stuff - English win & Scotch whiskey - yahoo

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2001

Josh - I'm amazed and surprised. Comparable value (= price/quality)? If so, let's in on the secret - I might have to go back to Tescos later this week ;-))

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2001

Yep - £3.99 I think, white & not too dry - name like English Orchard or something like that. Not bad at all.

Scotch is Bells - but I suppose you've heard of them - sublime wih Coke - sorry kids,

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2001