The real reason nobody leaves NH. And here we all thought it was the medals, fame, and salaries.

Headline on Sporting Life:
UNITED KEEN TO TIE STARS DOWN
FEBRUARY 5: Manchester United will move on to four more players due new deals after tying up Andy Cole.

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2001

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One or two of the buggers should be strung up, never mind tied up!

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2001