(Don't read if you buy MOTD or 4-4-2 and want a surprise). I know you all look forward, breath baited and legs akimbo for my round ups of Toon coverage in the football glossies. Well, it's mostly Rob Lee (in MOTD and 4-4-2) whingeing about Ruud Gullit (this is getting SO boring, Rob, and you must have made a mint out of it). However, nice little Q&A in 4-4-2 with Nobby where he says he loves us for our passion, can't buy decent (ie. Salsa) music in the Toon, Alan Shearer can't dance, he loves Bobby, Bobby likes Nobby's trumpet, Gary Speed and Aaron Hughes play the guitar but not very well and a nice story of Gary Speed trying to play the guitar at an away game earlier in the season.

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2001

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Bobby likes Nobby's trumpet

There's some things we're better off not knowing.

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2001

Please can I put my legs together again now, Dougal?

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2001