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DUTCH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.GERMANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
DUTCH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
GERMANS: This is the Capitan of a German Marine. I say again, divert your course.
DUTCH: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.
GERMANS: THIS IS THE FLUGZEUGTRAGER NIMITZ. THE SECOND LARGEST SCHIFF IN THE DEUTCHE FLOTTE. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTOYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN THAT ‘S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
DUTCH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
-- Anonymous, February 02, 2001
full speed ahead, hinny
-- Anonymous, February 02, 2001
Why did the Navigator on Star trek have to have a bath??Because William Shatner
-- Anonymous, February 02, 2001