Anyone got any plans to try this against Southampton?

Ajax Amsterdam fans let two cows loose on the team's pitch on Wednesday to protest against the poor state of the turf. The grass in the Amsterdam Arena has been replaced 24 times since the stadium was opened in 1996 but critics say the pitch has not got much better. One of the two cows made its contribution to improving the quality of the grass by providing some natural fertiliser of its own.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

Answers

i suppose 'technically' the ground is still part of Leazes Moor and therefore someone has the right to graze cows on it....;)

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

The Stadium of shite pitch didn't look too great last night so too much natural fertiliser could be a bad thing.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

Don't need cows. The manure we've seen on occasion this season should have sorted out any pitch fertilisation problems.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

This is like a prompt for a one-liner competition... How well did they play?

Is this the answer to Ajax's defensive problems?

I hear the cow's agents are demanding £2m compensation.

Did anyone notice them or did they just blend in with the rest of the team?

Sorry - I'm milking this one a bit now...

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

Taking the bull by the horns:

Dairy I say that our lot would never heifer good idea like that :-)

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

BULLOCKS!

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

STEERing well clear of the obvious, I've herd that cows can keep the pitch from friesian (and it doesn't burn the roots)!!!

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

Mooving on rapidly..

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

Who's STEERing Dougal?

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

What an UDDERly ridiculous idea!

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

The Ajax fans clearly have a beef with their club though their action was vealy rather silly.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001

I thought Le Boeuf was going back to France?

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001