Got a mackem using our products on site and everything has gone tits up - he's got a ticket for tonight's match. Do I give him the answer to his problem or get him to reinstall his operating system, service packs and our products?

Banzai!

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

Answers

hahaha you KNOW what to do! but thanks for sharing it with us ;)) you never answered my text from yesterday mate...did you get it?

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

Tell him you have some further research to do and can he hang on for another hour or so. You really do have to stretch this out a bit longer. Are you off to Chewsee? If so, you can't afford to keep him on too long. In that case, blame Bill Gates and start from scratch(y).

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

Leave the bugger hanging till the morra.......might just be in the office so long he'll miss the match.....IF and I know itsa big If, but IF they wn, keep him wating till next week!

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

Letting him go to see his side stuffed would be good :))

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

That's cruel, let him go, we should try to promote peace and harmony between ourselves and the Sunderlanders.

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

P!SS OFF RIK

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

Why is it that everyone else is exempt from racism, xenophobia, other froms of abuse etc. Except for Mackems?

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2001