... on Radio 5 sport report this morning. The Irish guy Fergus ?? commenting on tonight's premiership games:

"... and at the Stadium of Light we have turd versus top. "

well it made me laugh....

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

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I thought that's why it's called The Stadium of Sh*te.

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

better description...."real contenders"

:-)

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

Just remember you're outta here for at least a week if you don't thump the fucking chimps tonight......and divvn't be so cheeky!

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

.. only in Ape magazine's Monkey of the Year competition

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

Sadly we have no Real contenders judging by last season's results.

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

Was that subtle Jonno....lol?

Ok Gav...we'll do our best...even without Bex and Scholes :-(

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

Way to go LR - get your excuses in early!

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001

For God's sake you held them when you played your nappy-bound XI in the Worthless Cup, you must be able to beat them with a few regulars playing

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2001