You are trapped in a locked room with a starving Lion, a grumpy Grizzly Bear and a Mackem.....You have a gun with two bullets, how do you use the bullets?? Answer...Shoot the Mackem........TWICE.....

David Beckham goes into a Manchester shop and spots a Thermosflask, whats it do? he asks the trader.It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.Replies the trader. Dave buys one. Next day at training Roy Keane spots the flask. Whats that?? he asks. Its a thermosflask, replies Dave. Whats it do?? asks Keane. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold replies Dave.What you got in it then asks Keane.......Two cups of coffee and a choc ice......

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001