A friend from NI who knows Keith Gillespie had just told me some absolutely marvellous gossip about him but I can't pass it on because it would be dead obvious that my mate was the source of it. BOLLOX! There's no point in knowing a secret if you can't pass it on....

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Answers

You know my E Mail address Dougal.....I'll change the names for DT use....honest!, go on......be a divil

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

yeah go on, my e-mail address is here too !!

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Why did you announce it then??

God I hate cliff hangers.

'I blame the friday editions of Neigbours'

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Nah Smithy it wasn't Neighbours to blame.......it was JR Ewing.......he was always trying to hang Cliff (Barnes)

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Thanks for the e-mail Dougal. Bliddy marvelous! Tee hee hee. For the rest of you.......................tough t1tty.

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Dougal, can you send it my work e-mail please.

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Sorry Steph - Dougal says it was a one-off offer. Next time, eh??

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Dougal, should you decide to have a second one-off offer....you've got my aol addy. :-)

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Dougal,
Please don't let me know what it was - I'd just hate to indulge in idle tittle-tattle about one of our former star players.
Many thanks for this splendid opportunity to feel truly sanctimonious.

:-¦(

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

GIT

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Now is that G.I.T., or plain GIT?
Don't tell me, I think I know!

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Get It Together!

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2001

Come on Dougal - or Screacher - tell me what's going on!

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

Yeah don't bother mentioning it unless you're gonna share it.....Deja Vu or what!

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

I had to share my frustration, Gav: I mean it's vintage Gillespie. I can't believe my mate told me this. Nothing short of cruelty.

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

Why not post it on here?

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

I know some great gossip that'll blow the football world wide open!!! Of course I can't tell you lot but I thought you'd like to know anyway that I'm not going to tell you...... Yawn..........zzzzz

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

Shut it, Geordie, this is driving me mental.

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

He has got a point.

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

Will someone please understand that knowing this is killing me. DB, come to the match on Sunday and I'll tell you. Fair dos?

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

Mmmmmm mmmm mmmmm mmm ..... naa enough speaking with my mouth shut.... email me dougal

A secret is something you tell one person at a time ;-))

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

Hey Douglas, you E mail me your secret and I'll tell you the one about Diego and the ?.

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

If it's the one about him only having one testicle, Rob Says it isn't true. If it's about the wild night in Manchester when he was beaten up by a certain well known Ex team mate, then it's true.

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

Well that clears up the reason for the thread title anyway Bollox: Gillespie - although surely it should have been Bollock:Gillespie? Probably lost the other one in a bet presumably - good job he didn't go double or quits ....

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2001

Anyone with an email address qualify to be told privately, one on one?

-- Anonymous, January 30, 2001

It's only the old beer bottle and gerbil story doing the rounds again. Yawn!

-- Anonymous, January 30, 2001

Is it the one where the neck of the champagne bottle snaps while inserted and they go to the hospital having lost 32 pints of arse- blood (medical term) which was almost completely replaced by lager at the hotel.

-- Anonymous, January 30, 2001