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HOW ABOUT THEY BUILD A BIG METAL ASS

-- mr. man (fine_boy123@hot mail.com), January 26, 2001

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I think I hear the death knell of what could have been a perfectly good forum. Killed, as most are, by the simian ramblings of the average American intelligence.

-- ChanzReed (uncleniblz@aol.com), January 26, 2001.

You could pose for it...

-- frank (frankfurter55@hotmail.com), January 26, 2001.

As a kid we had a huge metal ass to play on, but on hot summer days the sun would make our ass burn like hell. Once we sprayed it with our water hose and steam came off our huge, hot, wet, metal ass. Later it got rusty and started to look like an old mans ass so my father threw it out. Seeing a huge metal ass on JW would sure bring back some great memories.

-- www.geocities.com/kablamotheclown (kablamotheclown@yahoo.com), January 26, 2001.

Kablamo! I can't believe it... I used to live next to you, and peer over the fence at you and your friends having fun on the big metal ass! Until I read your post, I envied you... thinking my childhood was wasted. All we had was a small wooden foot to play on, and always got splinters. Ah, the grass is always greener... Rich.

-- Rich SantaColoma (helio6@hotmail.com), January 26, 2001.

You were lucky. When I was a young boy, we had to play on a fiberglass hand. We itched every night with all those resin splinters!....This post has to be the most surreal so far.......

-- John Gap (mindthegap64@hotmail.com), January 27, 2001.


Well kablamotheclown yea after these many years of searching I have finely found you. Or at least now have a good lead as to where to find you. As a kid I remember having had my entire Family blinded from a reflection from Your Big metal Ass as we lived like 5 block away up the Hill. and as you little Bastards would play and slide on your ass it would make it shine like a big mirror Ass ! My Lawyer and I will be in touch with you and your Family and are expecting a large settlement.

-- Popie (t-o-o-n@home.com), January 27, 2001.

For anyone who cares, I just might make plans to put my ass on display. Anybody want to see it?

-- www.geocities.com/kablamotheclown (kablamotheclown@yahoo.com), January 30, 2001.

As long as you don't shine it first....I'll bring my sunglasses!

-- John Gap (mindthegap64@hotmail.com), January 30, 2001.

I promise not to shine it, But I was wondering, should I at least shave it?

-- www.geocities.com/kablamotheclown (kablamotheclown@yahoo.com), January 30, 2001.

You people are sick. If I wanna see an ass It would be on Brittiny Spears LOl

-- Rick The Rocket (hoodoo2@povn.com), January 30, 2001.


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