why not have them build Noah's Ark?

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Out of a junk yard have them build an ark that will have to go across a small lake and carry a cow, a pig, a couple of chickens, and what not, make sure it is critters who can swim if the dam thing that is built sinks, perhaps find some water that is very shallow.

-- Richard James Retey (theswampie@cs.com), January 25, 2001


OK the cow would be too big, but what about two sheep, two pigs, two dogs who hate cats and two cats who hate dogs. They'd have to sail across a small lake load the critters which would be a hoot and then sail back. or perhaps have some sort of motor powered craft. They might need to build some sort of cages to keep the animals seperated. Chopping carts and egg crates might do the trick here. It would need some sort of rescue team, you wouldn't want any animals to take a lot of water on the show. But this one could be a ton of fun.

-- Richard James Retey (theswampie@cs.com), January 25, 2001.

Even better would be using a horse (seriously). They can naturally swim (if the boat sinks) and they are fairly heavy adding a certain degree of difficulty.

-- Dpry (charleigh15@hotmail.com), January 25, 2001.

All this here talkin about farm animals is making me feel frisky.

-- Chickenboy (sheepish@barnaminals.org), January 26, 2001.

I hope PETA doesn't monitor this forum or we are in trouble for our abuse and exploiaition of animals.

-- Stephen A. Binion (Stephenbinion@hotmail.com), January 26, 2001.

You people are sick. LOL

-- Rick The Rocket (hoodoo2@povn.com), January 27, 2001.

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