WHITE HOUSE OFFICES LEFT 'TRASHED': PORN BOMBS, LEWD MESSAGES; LEGAL PROBE CONSIDERED

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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX WED JAN 24, 2001 18:51 ET XXXXX

WHITE HOUSE OFFICES LEFT 'TRASHED': PORN BOMBS, LEWD MESSAGES; LEGAL PROBE CONSIDERED

**Exclusive Details**

The Bush Administration has quietly launched an investigation into apparent acts of vandalism and destruction of federal property -- after incoming Bush staffers discover widespread sabotage of White House office equipment and lewd messages left behind by previous tenants!

Harriet Miers, 55, Assistant to President Bush and staff secretary will be investigating possible legal ramifications of the White House trashing and possible theft, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

"Miers is just beginning her investigation," a well-place source said late Wednesday from Washington. "The level of the trashing is very troubling, this is not just 'W' keys missing from keyboards."

The damage left by departing Clintonites goes "way beyond pranks, to vandalism", said a close Bush adviser.

White House employees aren't waiting to be interviewed by Miers. They are providing names of the worst malefactors, previous occupants of specific offices.

Photographic and audio evidence is being collected -- as the full scope of the damage becomes clear.

Bush's staff has been cautioned not to go public with the extent of the damage and the worst is being closely held among very top staffers for fear of leaks. But, according to sources, so far Bush officials have found:

*Phone lines were cut, rendering them inoperable.

*Voice mail messages were changed to obscene, scatological greetings. One Bush staffer had his grandmother call from the Midwest. She was horrified by what she heard on the other end of the line.

*Many phone lines misdirected to other government offices.

*Desks found turned completely upside down and trash deliberately left everywhere.

*Computer printers that were filled with blank paper but interspersed with pornographic pictures and obscene slogans that would be revealed only as items were run off the computer.

*'W' keys weren't just pried off more than 40 keyboards, some were glued on with Superglue; some were turned upside down and glued on.

*Filing cabinets glued shut.

*VP Office space in the Old Executive Office Building found in complete shambles. Mrs. Gore had to phone Mrs. Cheney to apologize, first reported by Rich Galen's Mullings.

*Lewd MagicMarker graffiti found on one office hallway.

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WHITE HOUSE OFFICES LEFT 'TRASHED': PORN BOMBS, LEWD MESSAGES; LEGAL PROBE CONSIDERED

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), January 25, 2001

Answers

My kind of fucking people.........NOT!!!!!! and you thought I was an asshole.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 25, 2001.

Word has it that this was simular to how things were left for Clinton by the old Bush administration.

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), January 25, 2001.

Cherri,

Whose word?

You really don't expect us to believe you without any verification, do you?

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), January 25, 2001.

J-

I can't speak to where Cherri heard this, but as I had posted on another thread...

Yesterday I was listening to one of those news talk shows ("Hardball" on MSNBC?) during which they were discussing this. According to the person being interviewed (a former white house "advisor"?), similar acts, albeit to a much lesser degree, were indeed undertaken by the George H Bush staff when they left the white house. One example he mentioned was that much of the office furniture had been placed on top of each other and piled to the ceiling in a number of rooms. I got the impression a number of other "less than professional" acts had also taken place.

Granted J, I can't give you any verification of this. It's merely what I heard.

-- CD (costavike@hotmail.com), January 25, 2001.


When will you learn? Cherri is a commie cunt.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 25, 2001.


Word has it that Bush Sr. actually burned down the White House before he left. Clinton's peoples pranks pale in comparison.

-- not really me (nikey@nike.nike), January 25, 2001.

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