I'm telling him this in public so he can't go mad. You know those gloves that you so gallantly lent me at New Year? The ones I left on your dashboard? The ones that have mysteriously gone missing? They have mysteriously turned up in my sportsbag. Whoops. Are you around for the Chelsea or Soton game?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

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None of my business Dougal, but it looks as though you may have to run the gauntlet.......................

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

B@5t@rd! I bought a new pair on me way back from the Villa match (£1.99 with a tank of petrol!!) and I never even got to wear them as on mysteriously disappeared (possibly at the Sours match). You haven't by any chance found 3?

No plans (yet) to be at Chewsee. Defo up for Soton, but I guess that gives you lots of time to lose them again!

PS. I'm not mad (tho' it has been suggested many times before). But I will get even!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Ooh, I'm scared.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

There ain't much difference between scared and scarred.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001