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BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD DO AEON FLUX
An Aeon MSTfic, based on the episode "Ether Drift Theory"
DISCLAIMER: Aeon Flux is the property of Peter Chung and MTV Networks. Beavis And Butthead is the property of Mike Judge and MTV Networks. This fic is for entertainment purposes only.
OPENING: B & B's living room. The spartan furnishing includes one TV, one crooked picture, and one dirty couch. Beavis is sitting on the couch watching MTV.
TV: Let me see that thong, that thong, th-thong thong thong...
BEAVIS: Heh heh, this is cool. (calls into the other room) Hey Butthead, check this out!
BUTTHEAD (OS): Uhh... I'm taking a dump, Beavis. Besides, I've like seen this video a hundred times, huh huh.
BEAVIS: Ehh... okay.
BUTTHEAD: Like, tell me if they show those TLC chicks again.
BEAVIS: Heh heh, that'd be cool. (starts doing "No Scrubs")
The video ends and we see a caricature of MTV's Kurt Loder appear on the screen.
KURT: And that was Sisqo's "Thong Song", #1 on this week's Top 20 countdown. Don't worry, there's more "Best of MTV" to come. And now, here's something you probably don't remember...
BEAVIS: Mhm heh heh, he said "come".
TV: Aeon Flux is an animated fantasy about good and evil. It contains graphic depictions of extreme behavior. Viewer discretion advised.
BEAVIS: Heh heh, cool!
The Aeon Flux intro begins.
BEAVIS: Whoa! This is cool!
BUTTHEAD: (flushes toilet) What? What's cool?
BEAVIS: There's like a giant eyeball, and scorpions, and this big-boobed chick... Hey Butthead, check this out!
BUTTHEAD: (sits down on couch) Cool! Is it Gwar?
BEAVIS: Ehh... no. It's like, Ayon Fuzz or something.
TITLE CARD: ETHER DRIFT THEORY
BUTTHEAD: Uhh, what?
BEAVIS: Reading sucks!
Close up of someone's eye. The camera draws back to reveal a man floating in paralytic fluid. And another, and another...
LINDZE: How could he leave them there like that?
An oddly shaped submarine swims among the bodies.
BEAVIS: Amine is cool, heh heh.
AEON: I wouldn't want to guess.
A close up of the submarine shows Aeon and Lindze.
AEON: Trevor is a deranged individual.
LINDZE: The fluid does that to them?
BUTTHEAD: Huh huh, she said "fluid".
A man's body floats by. Lindze turns to look at it.
LINDZE: Look at that one. He seems almost alive.
AEON: Lindze, to your right.
The submarine approaches a large cube-like structure.
LINDZE: That's it?
BUTTHEAD: Is that a Rubik's Cube?
BEAVIS: I hate those things!
AEON: An artificial world, sealed off from life's little irritations.
BEAVIS: It's like, I can never get the colors to match up, and the more I try, the more messed up they are, and... Ahh!
BUTTHEAD: Settle down, Beavis.
AEON: Quick and simple. We get Bargeld, and we get out. No distractions.
-- Paul (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 23, 2001
Just testing the waters, before I post the whole thing.
-- Paul (email@example.com), January 23, 2001.
Read on, McDuff....
-- Barb e. (Suesuesbeo@aol.com), January 23, 2001.
This is brilliant Paul,(and hilarious) you should send it to MTV!
-- Barb e. (Suesuesbeo@aol.com), January 24, 2001.
*claps* bravo, bravo! that was great paul! i laughed so hard i nearly peed my pants! haha. that was ingenious! very creative! i salute you! :O)
-- Lady Morgan (AeonFluxFan1@aol.com), January 24, 2001.