Didn't yer ma always tell you to keep your feet off the table?

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O'Leary explaining Rio's injury:
"It was freak accident, and typical of this season. It wasn't even on the training ground, he was watching television and had his foot up on the coffee table. He had it there in a certain position for a number of hours, and he gets up and the way he's had it strained a tendon behind his knee."

-- Anonymous, January 22, 2001

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So nowt to do with jumping off the wardrobe or swinging from the ceiling light then? You don't suppose that's how Marcelino did his finger in, eh? Too quick with the remote control?

-- Anonymous, January 22, 2001

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