The first part and end bit are classic!
Chasing poor defenseless creatures across the fields of Britain

-- Anonymous, January 22, 2001

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It's probably just me, but I don't find this Ormondroyd geezer humorous at all.

Any D'Urso mind - now there is a comedian, of the highest order. This guy has real potential - to be the worst PL referee, ever. Tosser!

-- Anonymous, January 22, 2001

well, that's the first i've seen of the goals.

Clearly a penalty.

Lovely looping shot from Clarence. Not sure about the green boots and green smoke showing the direction of the ball though...

Cracking drive from Shola the Goala. Hit it very sweetly didn't he?

-- Anonymous, January 22, 2001

Foluwashola - eh?!?

-- Anonymous, January 22, 2001

and Ormondroyd is f@cking hilarious...

-- Anonymous, January 22, 2001