I'm hurt

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I come back and none of you motherfuckers even say welcome back. You are all a bunch of assholes.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001

Answers

Manny -- WELCOME BACK! You even seem to have improved your IQ a notch or two. Congratulations. How's the weather in Phoenix?

-- Zippy (Zippy@Griffith.obs), January 20, 2001.

Thanks for the welcome back. BTW you stupid fucker i'm not in phonix i'm in the pacific northwest and no i'm not laura looney.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

As one asshole to another welcome back.

Feel better Dear?

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.


Carlos nice to see you sounding off like the prick you are.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Manny,

It's nice to have you back. Lately too many of our "colorful" contributors have just faded away. Now if we could only get Lady Logic to make an occasional appearance here, things would liven up quickly.

-- MannyFan (MF@LV.Strip), January 20, 2001.



Hey Manny,

Welcome back you jizz pissing shitfaced donkey fucker.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), January 20, 2001.


Unk I gave up fucking donkeys after I met your momma.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Kiss my fanny... Manny!

-- (bwahahaaha@hahahahha.hahahaaa!!), January 20, 2001.

Yeah, that's him.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), January 20, 2001.

Mark the spot your all ass.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.


Manny in all seriousness what motivates a brain-dead idiot like you? When I envision you I think of a pimply-faced eighth grader. Tell me, is that a pretty accurate description?

-- Jerk Detector (JD@Idiot.r.u.), January 20, 2001.

Not even close fuckwad face.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

This is great.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.

Carlos didn't I tell you to fuck off?

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Not so JD,

"sounding off" was (is?) a favorite line of Paul Davis.

Could it be?

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.



Wrong again. Carlos you are a dick licking fag.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

I miss you so.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.

So does your momma.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Escaped from the ‘home’ did our Manny,

Evading the Doc’s he’s so canny.

But he won’t get too far,

Cause he can’t drive a car,

Or run with his head up his fanny!

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), January 20, 2001.


You said you were hurt. I'm trying to help. Ungrateful bitch.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.

You might amount to something if you ever get that cock out of your skanky ass.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

You wouldn't make a pimple on a poet's ass. What a fucking dildo.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

I'm never fucking you again Manny.

You're just too cruel.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.


Manny, are you also Mark? And why did you stay away for so long? Is your current appearance the result of running out of MEDs or perhaps of being released from a psychiatric hospital? What do you think happened to your girlfriend LadyLogic?

-- Wonderin (about@who.manny.really.is), January 20, 2001.

psssssst.

I still think it's Davis. have some fun.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.


Wrong still dick head. LL and Carlos got married and I butt fuck both of them.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Well Manny at least you have the likely distinction of generating the most responses to a thread in the shortest possible time that we have experienced in recent history. Too bad your limited vocabulary prevents you from saying anything truly interesting.

-- MannyFan (MannyFanny@idiots.r.him), January 20, 2001.

MF you inbred asshole. I think the power situation in this country is horrible. Now go fuck yourself i'm not looking for fans.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Pay attention:

Manny is Hawk.

He also posts as Porky in cellblock D.

Lady Logic moved to Germany.

-- (Eyes@wide.open), January 20, 2001.


"I think the power situation in this country is horrible."

Nothing like intellect to interrupt a good time.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.


Eyes your fucking eyes are not open enough. Better watch your six pal or Carlos will have his cock up there in short order. In other words your wrong.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Manny, I'm unclear about your position regarding the power crisis in CA. On the current thread, you said, "I think the power situation in this country is horrible." However, on the thread California Extends STAGE 3 Emergency, you said, "Fuck em all. They made their beds let the assholes sleep in them." Could you clarify your view on the subject.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), January 20, 2001.

I do not consider commie California part of this nation asshole.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

You tree fucking piece of shit. It's tough to be tossed for a fir without fur.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.

Carlos don't tell me your one of those cum guzzling sluts from Commie fornia.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

How soon they forget. Never a card. Nevee a call.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.

Carlos you ol tree hugging motherfucker one question? Got power?

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Jesus Saves. Or did you forget?

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), January 20, 2001.

Guess I forgot. You shit eating prick.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Me a treehugger? Cut 'em, use 'em & replant.

Power? Yup.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.


Sorry Carlos I ment to say tree humper.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Archive momment here.

Manny said the "S" word.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 20, 2001.


Manny

Do you really live in Texas? Ever sold real estate?

-- MF (-@who.are.you?), January 20, 2001.


For the last fucking time. I live in the pacific northwest.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

Man oh Manny,

Please respond to FS. Didn't you once repent here? Didn't you find Jesus? Didn't you flagelate yourself and mortify your flesh and repent and ask for forgiveness?

Go my son. Your penance is to say 30 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers and help 6 old ladies across the fucking street.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), January 20, 2001.


Manny is a parody-it is not a coincidence he has come out when there was heated debate regarding rascism. Manny is actually the opposite of his character, and has taken on this personality again to show certain people how ugly there hearts are. Right Manny? Just mirroring?

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), January 20, 2001.

Mirror mirror on the wall who's the dumbest fuck of all?

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 20, 2001.

If I read you correctly FS, you are admitting that you are Manny.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), January 20, 2001.

Manny is my brother Roger, just pardoned and feeling a little spunky

-- Bill (just pretending to le@ve.the whote house), January 21, 2001.

Manny what do you do in real life while the rest of us are busy working to support our families? Choke chickens maybe?

-- Anti-Manny (collect@your.disability.check.perhaps?), January 21, 2001.

No. Unk. Look at the IP's. Manny was around before I found you all last week. And I was not referring to you, sepecifically, as I do not think you are a rascist. I just disagree with your views ON rascism.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), January 21, 2001.

Manny have you ever heard of the Church of the SubGenius? I'll bet you'd fit right in there.

-- Frank Church (Church@SubGenius.con), January 21, 2001.

Anti you choke your own fucking chicken. I wouldn't touch that nasty thing.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 21, 2001.

Frank you dumb ass thanks for the invite. BTW are you the preacher there?

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 21, 2001.

Manny are you NETGHOST? It's unlikely because of the radical difference in your respective intelligence levels but I just had to ask since you both claim to be from the Pacific Northwest.

I'd guess you might live around Hayden Lake except that even those chaps have more brains than you.

Netghost if Manny isn't you perhaps you can track him down and "rehabilitate" him for disparaging the image of fellow Pacific NorthWesterners.

By the way Manny I notice how often you ignore answering questions put to you. Afraid of revealing yourself?

-- Troll Detector (TD@yet.another.troll), January 21, 2001.


Troll climb back under the rock you slithered out from. You are the biggest cocksucker of them all.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 21, 2001.

Manny-boy, do you eat with that same mouth too?

-- Manny's Mom (-@he's.difficult.even.for.a.mom.to.love), January 21, 2001.

Hey Manny, you're quite a potty mouth. Bet you wear a badge on your chest that says "Deputy Butt Ranger". I bet you're about 5'3" and sufferin from little man syndrome. I met a little fucker like you one time. Kind of like the Wizard hidin behind the curtain in the Wizard of OZ. Lot of bark but no bite at all. Ever whup a man's ass in a fair fight? Little guys like you shoot people in the back because you were born a coward! I lay odds you can't get it up either! Or hell, maybe if you did get it hard you only had 3" and some girl laughed her ass off when she saw it. I here tell that'll do it every time!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 21, 2001.

Manny, are you Mr. Polly?

-- ??? (Is@he.even.a.real.person?), January 21, 2001.

Nope asshole. I'm Ed fucking Yourdon

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 21, 2001.

Oh, now I get it. You're Ed fucking ED. Get a life looney. You're as big a loser as any 17 year old city punk. A pathetic piece of human garbage. A zit on the face of humanity. I'll bet your favorite type of music is Gangsta Rap.

-- Judge Dredd (JD@instant.justice), January 21, 2001.

Hey Manny, you little coward of a sissy, seeins how you live in the Northwest why don't you and I get together sometime soon and I'll show ya how to knock the slobber right out of an idiot!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 21, 2001.

Oh come off it, Boswell. We know you you live in New Jersey.

-- (So@far.away), January 21, 2001.

Hey bossy baby anytime bitch.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 21, 2001.

Hey Manny, you nutless sissy little coward, I'm in Idaho and where is your silly simpleton ass at? You name the place and time!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 21, 2001.

Hey fuckchops I'm just over the border. What part of idaho you aryan cunt.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 21, 2001.

Hey there Manny, little boy lollipop, out here in Central North Central Idaho I'm bout 3 hours drive from Hayden Lake but they auctioned that nazi stuff off last month and Butlers out of business. So come on ya little sissy coward you aint had the balls yet to even tell me what state your in. I told ya your that kind of guy! I bet the gals did laugh at your little dick and you cried all the way home.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 22, 2001.

OK heres what you do. You call your mamma up cause she was just here last night and if she can give directions like she gives head you should have no trouble finding the place. ROFLMAO at some stupid fucker in cyberspace.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 22, 2001.

Hey there Manny, you little coward, I know and you know my mother wasn't there because you couldn't handle a real woman anyway. How many blowup dolls do ya have? At least they can't laugh at your pencil dick. This is the second time I've ask ya what state your in and you haven't come up with a answer. Ever had your ass whupped and your snot shook loose?

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 22, 2001.

ROFLMAO at some stupid fucker in cyberspace.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 22, 2001.

Hey pencil dick, I think you've shown your true colors. All blow and no show! A man with no conviction! Yellow! A man who stands in a bowl of jello! Hides behind a skirt! Over the hill when the shootin starts! Send the women and children out first! Don't shove them bamboo splinters under my fingers cause I'll tell ya anything you want to know. I give up, don't shoot, don't shoot! What a guy!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 22, 2001.

I'm getting under your skin huh dick breath? ROFLMAO at some dick brain in cyber space.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 22, 2001.

Hey there Manny ole pencil dick, Grandad told me once to just take my time and let the worms crawl to me instead f diggin em up. I'm still waitin for you to give me some idea where you're at. And then I'll let ya know how we can meet! Quit hidin behind a keyboard and be the young man your momma wanted you to be.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 22, 2001.

Hell Manny, why would a grown man have to get down on the floor and roll around when he has to laugh or carry on. Most of us guys can stand,walk, or even sit in a chair and have a good chuckle. That sounds a little bazaar to me! Ya might get that checked out cause ya could be havin one them their fits or seizures. Could be onset of a stroke or somethin! What state ya in and whereabouts so I can find you and maybe I can help you get that checked out.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 22, 2001.

Well looky looky its Manny. I'll be darned.

I'd welcome you back, but eh, why bother?

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), January 22, 2001.


Sumer!!!!! My main squeeze how are ya baby?

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 22, 2001.

I'm sure sorry I hurt you. I just get carried away . Your a real he man. Everybodies role model. I'm so sorry I hurt you. You have a good day. Let the doctor check that seizure problem though cause that could be somethin serious. You don't mess around with that stuff!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 22, 2001.

Bossy baby I live in Seattle. Meet me at Starbucks 1pm Wed. in Pioneer square. Now shut the fuck up asshole. See you then love and kisses.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 22, 2001.

Hey there Manny ole pencil dick. I just got back from Spokane and saw your little note. Tell ya what. I'll meet ya halfway and that would be Pasco in the Walmart parking lot 2 in afternoon this coming Saturday. How does that sound bigboy? And we can compare notes!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 24, 2001.

Boswell, your post including:

Over the hill when the shootin starts! Send the women and children out first!

Reminde me of some lyrics from Iron Maiden if you can believe that!

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes, Galloping hard on the plains. Chasing the redskins back to their holes, Fighting them at their own game. Murder for freedom, a stab in the back. Women and children and cowards attack.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), January 24, 2001.


Frank, I try not to be a poet but sometimes natural tendencies just come thru for me. I also try to keep the profanity down to a minimum and let the other guy take care of that end of it. Kind of like bein above the forray!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 24, 2001.

Good to see you back Manny, you da man!! What a coincidence, we both live in the Great NW. I can see the trees through the bars on a sunny day! Hear from Lady LogJam lately? I sure miss that poon.

-- Porky (Porky@in.cellblockD), January 24, 2001.

Manny = LadyLogic

-- Fanny (I.Know@I.Know), January 25, 2001.

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