Orificial Leeds match thread

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Just to start the baal rollin' lyuk.............

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Answers

Howay me Bonnie Lads!

Yiz can dee it...............so gaan on, dee it!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Oh aye, gan and spoil my thread!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Unlike Gus, my telly and computer are in the same room so I will be able to give you all the details of Kewells, Keanes etc etc goals.

Confident, I am not. Still at least I'll be drunk by the end of the game

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


YOur's wasn't there when I started mine Gus!

BTW Kegsy - I thought Kewell was knacked.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Are we using this thread?

Line-up:
Given (Harps apparently injured in training), Barton, Goma, Hughes, Quinn, Acuna, Lee, Speed, Solano, Gallacher, Ameobi

Subs
Karelse, Bassedas, Lua2, Cordone, ?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001



I still think he'll score :-(

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Off ti sell me hoose. Back later.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Screacher....if you are selling your hoose, can you find me a job at the same time, I'm gonna be out of work soon........off the wall or what

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

If that IS the team - then you've got me today Screach (damn!).

Speed can't possibly be 100% fit: no rest for Aaron Hughes: and Griffin dropped for Barton yet again: Harper injured in training? I just wonder! Hhmmmh.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


I've just heard the match is on cable TV at the pub round the corner - got to go and do some research! Talk to ya later.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Morning All, won't be here for the match, it's live on TV so I will check in at the half. My head says we're on a hiding to nothing. My heart says HOWAY ME BONNY LADS!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Just been to meet a blerk who was supossed to be showing me his house, but he wasn't there . Stuff him, i'll go for the other one.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Hello all from Tampa,FL. I just had back surgery last week and so I cant make it to the pub. Thankgod the webcast is working again. Howay the lads. Limey oh yeah about 70 degrees I think outside and the sun is out ;o)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Marcelino's on the bench and the TV commentator just said that this is a local derby!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Not the best of starts

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Other scores from todayA RE HERE, open it in a new window.

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Keane 1-0 Bastards

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Good start for leeds, Robbie Keane 1 - 0 .

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

bastards 4 minutes Keane

0-1

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Screacher, ya need to get yerself a job at the dotCOCK website, seems ya went to the same grammar school...... Orificial??? oh shit not a good start!!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Penalty to Newcastle

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Penalty to Newcastle 1-1 Solano

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Nobby Solano 1-1

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Get on SOLANO!!!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

1-1 Solano Penalty

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss Nobby , super super nob, super super nob, super super nob, super nobby Solano

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Please excuse the treble postings, the server is running slow.Anyway There goal- Viduka got the better of Goma, layed it across the box, Keane missed the ball, another leeds player fluffed it and it fell to Keane 1-0. Our goal handball of mills after Good work by Gallacher

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Toon Army in fantastic voice as usual! Sounds like we are playing well - very fast game.

Acuna shoots straight at keeper!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Acuna had a good opportunity off a Barton cross

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Are any of the regulars at the game today?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

"You're supposed to sing at home....." tee hee!

Pass from Bowyer, Wilcox misses a sitter!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Everybody missedd it - thank god

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

We'll have to be careful at the back. That sounded like a goal, what's our defence doing?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Shot by Boweyr and Wilcox stopped- had he continued his run he would have had an open goal from 6 inches - Phew

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Can't get used to the sound of a Quinn on our side

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Sonds like it is end to end stuff.

BTW rik, I think Jay and a couple of other Strawberry/BBS people wer going, but I don't knwo about specific BBS Only people.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


OOOO ERRR Gali Ger

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Excellent passing move down the right, ended in a shot from Gallacher.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

If memeory serves, the last time we ahd a QUINN on the pitch against Leeds he scored 4 goals....mind you that was at SJP and his name was Mickey, not Wayne!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Rik, He's certainly not as fat as the lsat Quinn that played for us - good save by Given off Viduka

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Just after someone to pinch a match report off. My new Laptop went wrong , had to take it back to Comet, and this old thing makes web site updating very dificult

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Rik, try updating your website when the sever in which it's being held on is buggered

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Who ate all the pies Quinn dosen't spring to mind, I keep thinking of a lanky Irish git.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Never heard of him - I mean QUinn isn't exactly an Irish name is it?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Not many other goals inthe PL yet. Half hour gone, 1- 1 here 0 -2 at Coventry and 0 - 0 everywhere else

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Great save from Given off Keane

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Great save from Given off Bowyer, sorry

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Aye It's good to have TWO world class keepers innit.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

I just hope that Harper doesn't hand in a transfer request if he doesn't get back into the team

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Hey, Ken, the Daily toon looks nice, now that us Netscape users can see it.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Keane just fell over in the box 'in the prayer position' Should have been booked!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Ipswich beating Chelsea , hehehehehe, That Italian blerk won't last long.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Wozzer's having a good game going forward down the right

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Thanks Rik.....Andy has been working hard in all the techie back bits to sort it out.

Nice to hear you can get into it again....I suppose I'll have to start crediting you when i nick the pics off your site now!

Can you also get into the route 66 stuff and enter the comp ok?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


20 games since our last clean sheet, bit epressing really isn't it?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Solano booked for some reason, possibly because he made the binoculars sign to the linesman

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Ken, it works well, I changed my entry this morning thinking that Griffin would play instead of Barton . Also got the Harper thing wrong as we all probably did.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Howay Gallacher, Bring back Dyer all is forgiven.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Good effort from Gallacher after good work by Ameobi. Godd sve by their keeper

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Gallacger's having a good game Rik

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

It'll be interesting to see if Gallacher blew his chances on MOTD. Is it one of the main games Ken?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Hiya Peeps!!! Still haven`t got Realplayer downloaded again yet - so keep up with the up dates!!!

HOWAY THE LADS!!!!!!!! Sounds as though it`s been a busy first half! (:o)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


You don't trust me Rik?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

It is yes.......I think.

It's one of four on-line tape, but they will only normally use three, but given the game thus far, I reckon it may be second game....Chewsee/Ipswich first probs

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Watcha Galaxy........how are you.....or are you still not speaking to me?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Ma U will be the top game, on the TV, it always is.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Good play by Leeds but it was probably offside

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

It's difficult to get a good idea of who's playing well by listening to radio commentry.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

`Course I`m speaking to you ITK - why wouldn`t I be?! You haven`t sent me any mail that hasn`t been replied to have you? My `puter`s been very sick! (:o)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Acuna YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Great goal by Acuna 2-1

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Acuna 2-1

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


YES!!!!

2-1 Come on Newcastle

ACUNA!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Someone make up an Acuna song....

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

I was just in the process of saying who was playting well, how Acuna was all over the midfield and he scored a great goal. Ball knocked forwards bouncing, goes to lob the keeper, has his standing leg whipped out from under him, holds his balance and manages to lob the keeper from theedge of the box

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Acuna, Acuna, he searches the sea for Tuna

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

I had this one down as a 3 - 1 win, My Predict tit girl reckoned it would be 1 - 1, lasses .....what do they know?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Half time

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Paul,............... That was pathetic.

You should try writing lyrics for a boy band. You'd make a mint.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


How about that for a half time score then! Great stuff!!!!

Anyway, as I was saying, I`m surviving ITK - how are you doin?(:o)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Rik how about

ACUUUNNNNAAA, ACCUUUUNNNNAAAA, A,A,A,A,ACUNA

To the song Jesus Christ superstar.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Does anyone think Acuna and his Chilean mate Salas look alike?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

I'd settle for that as a full time score. I'm quite impressed with Ameobi, he's alot more switched on than the last time I saw him and he's very much a good un for the future.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Sounds like a great match. Leeds are getting taught a lesson.

Hope we can keep up the same style of play in the second half.

Come on Newcastle.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Evening all!! Just got in from a Carribean party.

Looks like were doing OK.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Same as the one I posted last week about Ameobi........

To the tune of the Barry Manilow song Lola.....

His name's Acuna
He is a Magpie
When he scores a brilliant
We'll be really flying high

Galaxy....I'm fine at the moment, soon to be made redundant, officially leaving 30th April but have six weeks longs service (21 years) leave to take before so will probably be leaving 16th March, six days before my birthday! I thought I had upset you.....posted a couple of messages here ages ago that went unanswered so assumed I was persona non grata after the Southampton game.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Sorry I'm late - mebbes aah shud stay away aal match? Anyway, prospective buyers sent off with a smile on the chops - let's see if they put heir money where their gosa are.

So, canny scoreline to see when aah finally logged on.

On the subject of an Acuna song, if any of you remember The Who's "Boris the Spider", well, it gaans canny with "Clarence Acuna". Just have to work oot the otha words.

Howay me bonnie lads!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


alright, I'll try that again

His name's Acuna
He is a Magpie
When he scores a brilliant goal
We'll be really flying high


-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Boris thr spider????

I don't want to cause no fuss

but can I buy your ????????

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Cree_py, craw_ly, creepy crawly, creepy crawly............

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

To the tune of "We are the Geordies"

He is Acuna, Clarence Acuna, He's got a mullet, He's five foot tall,

Can't think of any more words????

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Or shud that be:

Cree_py, craw_ly, creepy creepy, crawly crawly............??

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


To the tune of we are the Geordies:

We have Acuna,
and Lua Lua
We Have Cordone
but he is shit
to be contined....

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


>>>to be contined....

Nah, doesn't rhyme.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Er, not to mention the spilling mistook.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Talk Sport reckon we're in charge. Sky just said 2nd half start lively. Leeds pen claim torned doon.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Goma was all over Viduka but he fell like he'd been shot which is why I think he didn't win the pen.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Was there any blood?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

No, but their midfield has woken up a bit. We need to get a grip on this game before we get swamped

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

We love Acuna

He Is A Toona

He is mental

He is Tuff

He wears a hairband

and is little

But I wouldn't call him a puff

to the tune of We are the geordies.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Nee blood? Well, he cudna been shot so it was a good decision.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Your right no penalty and Viduka should have been shot for diving

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Barton, Lee and Speed, have we been righting them off too soon.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

I see Howey has scored again.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

The whole team is playing well, but Barton especially is having a very good game down the right. He's much happier there than left back

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

That song isn't called Lola at all you daft git, its called Copacobana.....no wonder the BBC are chucking you out.

anyway, thats the tune, these are the words

His name’s Acuna, he is a Magpie
When he scores a brilliant goal
We will be really flying high

He would merengue and do the cha-cha
But while he tried to be a star,
Given stood under his bar
Across the crowded pitch, he worked from 3 til 5
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

They’re at St James’ , St James’ Park boy
The hottest spot north of the Tyne boy
At St James’, St James Paaaaaark
Football and passion were always in fashion

At St James’ ....they fell in love.
His name was Daniel.
He wore a headband.
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Acuna playing there
And when he finished, he called him over,
But Daniel went a bit to far,
Big Shay he sailed across the bar



-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


The telly commentator is paying oyr defence loads of compliments - I think he may have jinxed us.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

I don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Kegsy Are you watching the game live in Japan?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

No way ITK! Probably just missed your postings, or else my computer was having another nervous breakdown...........so sorry if I have snubbed you at any time - it was purely unintentional.

Sorry to hear about your position at the Beeb (are you sorry?)

Also, I don`t seem to get as much time to chat on the BBS as I used to.....I`m a bit over committed at the minute (or maybe I should be committed?)

Now back to the footie..............WE ARE THE GEORDIES........(:O)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


yes,

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Er, not very catchy ITK. Most of wor lot have trouble with an En and an Eee and a Wubblyousee an Ay and an Ess and a Tee El Ee. They can just aboot manage You En Eye Tea Eee Dee.

Taalkin' of which, where's min??

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Sorry to hear about your position at the Beeb (are you sorry?)

Is the Pope a muslim?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


They aere starting to get on top. COME ON

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Screacher.....Min seems to be wandering the streets look for Bobby Dooley!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

"long dark hair and very small
He's a demon on the ball
Cla-a-rence Acuuuuna"

(continuing the Boris the spider theme!)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Are we starting to defend to deep? Hopefully we aren't going to try to hang on for the last 20 minutes.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

How's Shola deein'? He caused them havoc at SJP. Shud get him in the game to keep them bust at the back.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Fresh legs needed kegsy? How about Speed or Lee off for Bassedas?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

If you call defending on the 6 yard box as too deep then yes :-(b but we do look dangerous on the counter

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

....or even busy. Nah, let's bust 'em.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

We don't want/need Bass today. We need fight. Rob Lee and Speedo will provide more than Bass.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Fresh legs yes, but who to bring off, Both Lee and Speed have played well and ift 's one of those games where it would take a while to get used to the pace of the game. Great interception by Lee again.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

This defending deep malarky -when ahead- worries me like. Remember the SAFC match at St James? Or the draw at the Benfica stad?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Time to think about putting Lua Lua on methinks.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

God cross by Solano, get the ball at their end come on

Chelsea 4-1 up v Ipswich

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


tired Lee on for Bassedas?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Wor Lads just saved us.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Aye, but Ipsich doon ti 10 men

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

how long have we got to go?(:o|

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Lee has had a great game, especially defensively. Lee off for Bassedas and Gallacher off for Lua Lua

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Great headed clearance by Hughes.

Possible problem with Ron Lee - Bobby asking him if he wants to come off. Now coming off for Bassedas. Lua2 on for Gallacher.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Lee has to be tired, Gallacher also coming off. On LuaLua and Bassedas 17 mins left.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Howay me Bonnie Lads

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Super Nob' shot, sounded lie a close one.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Solano great one two with Lua Lua and just missed by about 6 inches. Should have been the winner

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Solano shoots just wide!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Leeds winnin' 15-0 on corners. But we're winnin' on goals! Let's hope it stays that way.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Howay Lads make it three , just for me....

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Ameobi brought down on the edge of the box, come on NObby!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Free kick for Super nob. Howay son

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

just over

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

I'd just like to say Nobby you are the best dead ball specialist in the world.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Woodgate brings down Shola - free kick - comes to nothing.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

COME ON LADS - HANG IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWCASTLE, NEWCASTLE, NEWCASTLE........(:O)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Leeds going 3 up front. 10 minutes left , I don't think I can last the distance.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

I went to Blaydon Races upon the 9th of June

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Funny, aah went ti Blaydon last Sunda

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

....didn't see nee racists myund.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Aye, I've got me ressusitators at the ready, and the ambulance on stand by.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

How many more matches till LuaLua starts getting stick off or fans?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

yeah but I went to Blaydon Races upon the 14 th of January doesn't sound very good now does it?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Seven Minutes, we need anoter goal, or a Shearer to waste time by the corner flag.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Even worse in Japanese myund

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

God I hate these last ten minutes!!!!! DIG IN BOYS - YOU CAN DO IT!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Phew, Shay makes a great save!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Will Harper get his place back if we win this one?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

I'm very proud son, well done.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Ameobi 3-1

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

THANK YOU SHOLA 3 - 1

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

SHOLA!!!!!!!



-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Taakin' ' boot diggin' in, ManUre just did it. But hang on, so have we!!!

A Shola Goala!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


SHOLA SHOLA SHOL................3-1 3-1 3-1

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

WOOOHOOOO!!!! GET IN!!!!! (:O)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

The apple of me eye!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Two doubles on the trot. F***in' magic!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

We'll be going sixth over taking Leicester and catching Arsenal, Ipswich, Liverpool.

Leeds United, can we play you every week?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


I seriously cant believe we cud get 3 points here!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Shola has done a Shearer, held the ball up beautifully by the corner flag. We don't need Tino. We have Shearer/Cort/Ameobi and to a lesser extent Lua Lua. The future's bright the futures Bobby.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Gotta gan oot the neet.

What time does the re run of MOTD start on Sunday Morning?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Here comes Marthelino, we must be settling for a draw.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Shearer? Who's he? Who the f*ck needs Alan Shearer, Who the f*ck needs Alan Shearer..........

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

7.50am BBC1 Sunday Morning Rik........As I have to be up at 5.00 in the morning that's probably the one I'll watch

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Yes!!!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

A Match report Kegsy? ....anyone?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Full time 3-1; up to 6 th andLeeds in the bottom half, just 3 points clear of Everton and people think this was a shock result. Not me mind, I had every confidence from the start.

Good night all, see you soon.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Did you record it Gus..........my name is down straight away.....

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Just seen YBR and the boys on telly. They look pretty chuffed! Still can't keep a clean sheet tho - we managed a corner, compared to Leeds' 16!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Promising defence, battling midfield and decisive forward.... The quality of finishing gained us these 3 points.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Wahey! Up to 6th. Who would have expected us to do the double over Leeds!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Fantastic 3 points- just the Chelsea game to get thru then the following 6 matches are very winable!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

That was fantastic. There is no way in the world I expected a 3-1 win. I'm going to have a celebratary drink. SHOLA!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

First match tonight on MOTD.....yesssss!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

Kegsy, pre match: "Confident, I am not. Still at least I'll be drunk by the end of the game"

Kegsy, post match: "People think this was a shock result. Not me mind, I had every confidence from the start."

Great stuff

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001


Two Kegsy-wegsies, there's only two Kegsy-wegsies, two Kegsy-weggggg-sies.......................

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2001

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