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I like George's little beard, I think I am going to grow one of my own. In fact I really kind of like old George. In fact, George is my new hero, my new role model, my new favorite host, my new favorite American, my new best friend, my new God, my new obsession, my new knight in shining/rusty armor, my new hombre, my new amigo, my new favorite celebrity, I will soon become George, and you will all soon have to deal with 2 Georges. I do and say all this just because none of you like him, and I new. So nanny-nanny-dooh-dooh poop on you. I like George, the producers like George, Cathy likes George, Robert likes George (He says so on his website), and lots of other people like George (even his own mother). So stuff it!!!!!!!!!
-- www.geocities.ocm/kablmotheclown (email@example.com), January 19, 2001
Uh......George....Is that you?
-- JunkMan (r1ddller@Juno.com), January 19, 2001.
Hey Kablamo- I like George, and now I like you too! Come on, the rest of you, admit it, he made you laugh this week! He was funny!
-- Rhonda (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 19, 2001.
George still sucks big time.
-- Matt Rice (email@example.com), January 19, 2001.
OK, so "Junkyard Wars" got an infusion of cash from the US. Why then did it follow that the specification for a US host was: (a) Have the false pep of an infomercial host (b) an 80 IQ (c) complete ignorance about everything and (d) a wierd growth under his lip. He looks like he has not quite finished swallowing a small animal with a flat tail. A flying squirrel? A baby beaver? The guy is unwatchable and spoils the show for me. Can him!
-- Charles H Small (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 20, 2001.
Boo Hoo Hoo. In case you haven't noticed Charles, there are many men sporting the baby beaver beard... so what are you saying, George has no taste, and Robert's tie was the fashion statement of the year? It's a TV SHOW... get over it! George, if you are out there somewhere reading this... You rock! We love ya, BABY!
-- jean (email@example.com), January 20, 2001.
I love Geo. I love Geo. I love Geo. I love Geo. I love Geo. I love Geo
Okay, I know I'm way too old (*and married) for tv infatuation, but I can't help it. George is the sexiest Goddess created creature ever. You, Kablamo, are my new hero. My knight in shining/rusty armour. I absolutely worship this poor guy. I'm 30 (although I hear I look younger--one can only hope), blonde w/ blue eyes and small. I guess I'm not ugly. Does anyone think I have a chance w/ my man George? He's a God!!!!!! THX for a kisk - a website dude!!! Trinity
PS I have two kids, do you think that's a bad thing in the wonderful world of Geo?
-- Kathleen "Trinity" Paul (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 20, 2001.
You go girl! I have to agree, George is pretty sexy! I'm a married woman with 4 kids, and have you beat by 5 years in age, but you are right... George is great to look at. (My younger sister agrees too!) The difference between us is, my husband actually likes him better than Robert, says, "He has good self-deprecating humor, where Robert just put other people down." Anyway, Trinity, let's just enjoy him while we can... and keep a drool rag handy on Wednesday nights! ;)
-- jean (email@example.com), January 21, 2001.
One question jean......
Do you get Mothers Day cards from George?????
-- Just wanna know (Ihategeorge@totally.com), January 21, 2001.
Uhhhh, no. Although it would be kind of nice to get "Happy Mothers Day to the Mother of my children" cards from him! : ) Do you really hate George this much, or are you just bored? Do you have a job and a family and a life?! Life is too short to be cranky all the time! SMILE! It could be worse...
-- jean (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 22, 2001.
I'm sorry, but I have to say that George is the main reason I watch the show, he's pretty damn sexy and makes me laugh, although I'm not too keen on the beard, but hey, thats just a minor thing!! I say leave the poor bloke alone he does a good job, and puts a smile on my face every week!
-- (email@example.com), February 06, 2001.
Hey Carly, I could put a really big smile on your face for about 2 weeks & you'ld walk funny too.
-- Iva-big-1 (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 06, 2001.
How could anyone say anything bad about George?!? He is really funny, he is really good looking, he add's humour to the show, he is really good looking, did I forget to add he is really good looking and funny??? Okay, I think we can now sum this up that I'm a little English nutcase. By the way, has anyone attempted ice karting yet?
-- Lou Paynter (email@example.com), February 21, 2001.
Hey Trinity (or anyone else who knows), how old is the lovely Geo anyway??
-- Lou Paynter (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 22, 2001.
George is the only reason i watch the show....He is friggen sexy!!! YUMMMMY!!
-- Kerri Mulrooney (email@example.com), February 25, 2001.