Do not make fun of my farts

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They are a "good" thing

-- Martha Stewart (corned@beef.cabbage), January 18, 2001

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Puhleeze! Martha does not fart. Occasionally, at moments of discretion, she releases vapor. These vapors are a gently scented pot pourri of roses, lilac, rosemary, thyme and vanilla.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 18, 2001.

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