my friend told me about this one,that poe had a dog and let it fuck him in the ass several times a day.both he and the dog would howl.i also herd he trained the dog to walk over him and put his dick in his mouth before he cummed so poe would get the cum in his mouth.is this true?is my friend full of shit?or did i make this up?

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2001

Answers

yes

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2001

I THINK YOU AND YOUR FRIEND ARE FULL OF SHIT

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

A frequent contributor, poor Henry Bowers

Must sit by himself for incessant hours

To dream up this stuff to demonstrate wit

But, alas, merely achieves the opposite.

Now, "What!" you may ask, "is he seeking to gain?"

"What possible motive?", we ask in refrain.

The answer's quite clear, in fact its so plain

You see, he has really nothing to gain.

Emotionally retarded and socially unskilled,

He seeks our attention in an effort to build,

A comparable following... a dimwitted flock,

To leave infantile messages intended to shock.

When in fact, its not shocking, its just simply sad,

For its brain matter wasted on this poor foolish lad.

A dimwitted boy, obtuse, rash and crude,

You see, he thinks of himself as the Ultimate Dude!

But the fact of the matter, as I think we can guess,

From his horrible syntax, misspellings and mess,

Is that there's no hope to watch as he flowers,

We just shake our heads and repeat, "Poor Henry Bowers!". :)

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

Hell ya I have my dog do that to me all the time. And I have a hell of a time although my dog isn't always so happy!!!! Well know isn't that weird that I have something in common with Poe!!!! HOLY SHIT I MIGHT BE A REALATIVE OF POE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEVER KNOW I MIGHT BE JUST LIKE EDGAR ALLAN POE!!!!!!! IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!!!!!! I'M ALWAYS DRUGGED AND OUT THERE ANY WAYS!!!

-- Anonymous, April 29, 2001

I think it is true, and to anyone who thinks it isnt........then......your......WRONG...ya ur wrong..

-- Anonymous, May 29, 2001

(THIS IS 4 EH TO POE) you fucking retards-u dont even know if he had a damn dog in the first place!! i mean WTF!! thAT IS SOOO PATHETIC- OH YEA AN TOO THE SMARTASS WANNABE THAT SAYS IM WRONG-U ARE LIKE YOU KNOW SHIT, OH YEA AND TO THE DUMBASS THAT ASKED THAT-I WOULD NEVER LISTEN TO YOU,YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL RAPIDLY RIGHT-FUCKING MORON

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2004

no

سنی اسلام

-- Anonymous, October 21, 2004