This week on Redneck Junk Yard Wars....we In bubbas Frunt Yard.Todays challenge is to build a Huntin Dawg Outa Junk. Now we's only got ten hours to complete before we gots to get huntin..so teams start yer Builden! Feel Free to post your Redneck Junk Yard wars. Theres been so much talk about George..and the new version..It's time we lighten up and play around with different versions. Mine Is Redneck.

-- JunkMan (r1ddller@juno.com), January 16, 2001

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Youse shoulda seen last week's epeesode. Why, two families went against each other seein' who could build a 'still that churns out the most geeein! Evil-smellin' stuff that was.. Think the young-un whippersnapper host went blind after taking a swill from one o'em 'stills..

(spits tobacco)

Heh heh..

-- Bayou Billy (bill@gates.com), January 16, 2001.

weeeeee Doggy. Look at 'em go. they lookin like a bunch of hound dogs. Now we wanna take the time to remind ya'll that these varments only has 10 hours to complete thier huntin and builden. That means they gotta attach this thar doohicky with that thar doohicky and make it wurk before the clock runs out. Our Special Judge for todays challenge is Granny.Granny's been a round for a while now and if anyone knows how to make sumthin outa nuthin....its granny.

-- JunkMan (r1ddller@juno.com), January 16, 2001.

Any one remember last years finalists? Bodgers vs. Meglomaniacs those fellas and the lady were Brit rednecks. Remeber Education is a poor substitute for experience.

-- Stephen A. Binion (Stephenbinion@hotmail.com), January 16, 2001.

I heard they seeded the Redneck Junk Yard with Duct tape. ;-)

-- kirsten (kritter@adelphia.net), January 16, 2001.

you suck ass you red necks.you dont know your ass from your head

-- Ben Dover (squat5@hotmail.com), January 17, 2001.

First of....The guy with the last comment needs to grow up..Second....FOr our New Redneck Version....The New Theme Music for the SHow will be Dueling Banjos

-- JunkMan (r1ddller@juno.com), January 17, 2001.

Recon I useta' could watch the show. But them damn yankees done took it off the TVee station. I was a thinking that the Redneck games could have contests like building a still, or a jack for the house (you know for taken the tires off), maybe even build a new fancy fandangled hog house. Well my mother9 shes realy my sister and my cousin) is a holleren. Ha Ha Ha JIM BOB JONES

-- Cory E Defebaugh (cbcoz@juno.net), January 18, 2001.

Suuuweee!

Wait until next week's epeesode! Road-kill grillin' machines! Bottles of moonshine for the winners.

Billy Bob

-- Billy Bob (billbob@hillbillies.com), January 18, 2001.

First let me say that the term "redneck" is both offensive and racist! The sunburned neck of a hardworking southern farmer IS NOT something to be ashamed of. Living off the land and supporting your family with an honest day's work is something to be proud of.

With that said, you have forgotten many of the obvious "white trash" junk yard challenges: the wife-beating machine, an automatic beer can opener, a lawnmower that mows under cars that are up on blocks, a car version of a "stomp-bot" that can actually walk using said blocks for feet, a food-stamp sorter, and of course, most importantly, a mahine that will move the trailer out of the path of an oncoming tornado!

-- Bob (bob@bob.com), January 20, 2001.