Picture Cathy saying: "Tonight on Junkyard Wars, somebody's going to get greased. No, not covered in axle grease; really greased. We'll be sending George off Junkyard Wars Style. Our contest: build a device to take George not just to hospital, but to the Great Hereafter, using only parts found round this scrapheap!"

-- Not Linda (linda@eatthebigburrito.com), January 15, 2001

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Change it from George to the producers of the American version of JW and I'm on board!! (I think of George as a victim of a greater evil scheme).

-- Caroline (crieker@kunzlaw.com), January 15, 2001.

You'd need two victims. Make the other one the guy with the big moustache from Brothers in Arms and it would be perfect!!

-- Richard Manahan (rjcyclesk8@hotmail.com), January 15, 2001.

Not bad...

Build a "scrapotine".

-- Rick Alexander (r_w_alexander@yahoo.com), February 07, 2001.