So 'red hot Rachel Rollins' says!

Dougal excused herself from finding and reading the NOTW about Given today. Now, if shed been REALLY sad(like me)and read the rest of it, a 3/4 page article on Cort cud be found :-)

Apparently(and 'apparently'backed up by apologetic quotes from Cort on Saturday night)- he was up to no good with 'red-hot' Rachel Rollins numerous times last year up until Boxing Day. He then got married on New Years Eve to his other lover!

Great quotes include "I thought he looked like a drug dealer at first" and "at one point he started slapping my bottom and yelling". Anyway, I thought id share this nonsense with all u NOTW phobics :-)

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

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Oh yes, it also points out hes scored twice with us and 50 times with this busty Rachel 'in 3 or 4 different positions'- no bloomin wonder hes having thigh problems!

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

Cor blimey - no wonder the blerk's hamstrung!

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

With this story and in the knowledge that a/Acuna sounds like hes ready to shag all the girls in Toon b/Bassedas is a heavy metaller (ACDC being one of his main attractions to joining the Toon) are we on the verge of horrendous publicity :-)

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

What, the Toon attract horrendous publicity? Perish the very thought! ;-{)

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

Not ashamed in the slightest to read NOTW, but haven't seen it yet. Not ashamed to play "Guess the Headline" either...

Cort With His Pants Down? Cort In Session? Cort In The Act? Cort On The Job? Cort On Camera? er, Cort In Couple? (There were two of them, weren't there?)

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

Not quite up to their usual stunning form, the headline is 'Cheating soccer ace tackled me 7 days before his wedding'!

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

Anything about a tackle from behind?

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001