How about this from a source at the club.. Newcastle have received a letter saying that Domi far from staying with his Mother, ( who apparently he hasn't spoken to for years) has joined a french religous sect and has given up football entirely. What a cult he has turned out to be. Martym

-- martym (martym@totalise.co.uk), December 28, 2000.

Posted on the Domi fiasco thread De. 28.Can be found in the transfer rumours archive

Back page of the Sunday Mirror 14 Jan. Domi has joined a Frech sect of Muslim fundamentalists and objects to the alcoholic nature of living in the North East. All of those who ridiculed my source for this story may apologise and be absolved.

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

Answers

I think you will find that Frech is a suburb of Paris

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

"the alcoholic nature of living in the North East." I too am offended...so I left:-)))

Besides, beer is much cheaper here.

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

What an absolute cult! He's always been a Muslim and teetotal. Wonder why he didn't object to the alcoholic nature of club sponsor and the logo that adorned his work clothes when he sŁgned on for u$?

Can't help thinking though Martym - are you sure this just isn't your original story stopping at every lamp post?

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

So French alchoholics are less offensive, I doubt it in my limited experience of the arrogant sods.

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2001

Then why have I seen him in Julies with a pint of lager in hand chatting up 3 young girlies. I was tacking the piss outa him with Laurent Charvet.. Merde tete!!

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2001

How long did he and Nicolas work on this excuse? Purleez.

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2001

Giving up football due to a mental defect? Great! Get onto the insurance bods.

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2001