SUCCESS!

At Age 4.................Success is........Not peeing in your pants.

At Age 12.................Success is........Having friends

At Age 15.................Success is........Having a Driver's License

At Age 20.................Success is........Having Sex

At Age 35.................Success is........Having money

At Age 50.................Success is........Having money

At Age 60.................Success is........Having Sex

At Age 70.................Success is........Having a Driver's License

At Age 75.................Success is........Having friends

At Age 80.................Success is........Not peeing your pants

-- Mr.Bean (Mr.Bean@aol.com), January 13, 2001

Answers

And at age 51 you start caring less about whether you have any money or not!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 13, 2001.

You're wrong, Boswell. At 50 you're getting close to retirement and you start getting your finances in order, like getting out of debt and saving a retirement nest egg.

-- snodgrass (snodgrass@aol.com), January 13, 2001.

Ever meet someone who's name completely fits their personality?

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), January 13, 2001.

Only in cyberspace.

-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), January 13, 2001.