Wonderful story from "The News Quiz" on R4 this week. This was related in the section where they read out extracts from the week's newspapers so it's supposed to be true but I have my doubts.

A Mr Gay boarded a plane and found the seat he had booked occupied. Not wishing to make a fuss he sat down in a vacant seat nearby. It seems however, that the airline had made a mistake and on realising this wished to move Mr Gay on to another flight. A steward approached the seat where Mr Gay was supposed to be sitting and said "Are you Gay?". An embarrassed young man in the seat nodded sheepishly!
"Well you'll have to get off the plane then" said the Steward.
Mr Gay, hearing this, realised a case of mistaken identity, stood up and said, "I'm Gay".
"Well, you'll have to plane sir" said the steward.
Just then a third man stood up angrily and shouted " Well I'm gay too - you can't throw us all off the plane"

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2001

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LOL!! :-)

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2001

Excellent, Jonno. ;-{))

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2001

My mate Les' been having similar problems.

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2001

Thats crap..........very poor Joke...thanks for the effort Jonno......LOL!

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2001