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Ah have an idea fo' a challenge. Mah brothers an' ah made a kinnon thet shoots pigs on over mah Pappys fence. Mah idea is thet we pour moonshine on th' pig, light it on fire, an' shoot it at t'other team, dawgone it. Thet thar flamin' pig will helter-skelter all aroun', an' eff'n it hits a team member an' lights him on fire, he is outta th' game. We keep doin' this hyar until ev'ryone on th' team is outta th' game. Af'erwards we git t'eat th' pigs, on account o' pigs is fine eatin'.
-- bubba earl (email@example.com), January 12, 2001
Hot Dang Bubba! Yew musta been messin with that there http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ website again. Love that site. You can trashilate whut them Brits is sayin' rat inta sumthin ya kin unnerstan. Good idee ya have there, but armordillys with redneck ribbon on em make better ammo.
-- Waddy Thompson (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 12, 2001.