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It appears that the secret is out ladies, maybe they will never fall for it again! Anyone for a game of Old Maid then???

The Times, 9th January 2001, London.

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting public house regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called beer, that is essentially in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that beer is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Attacks generally come from overweight ugly birds who render their prey legless in order to satisfy their unstated desire with blokes of a more discerning nature. Please! Forward this to every male you know...... However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory creatures administering them, there are male support groups with venues in every suburb where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly affected like minded guys. For the nearest venue near you just look up "Pub" in the yellow pages.

-- Anonymous, January 12, 2001


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