That T**t Lawrenson

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We all know that media whore Lawrenson has a massive chip on his shoulder about us but this bit from Football 365's Mediawatch proves it:

We always knew that David Ginola might be the target of a bit of mud slinging when Aston Villa went to play his former club Newcastle at St James' Park last weekend.

But it was worse than we feared, with Radio Five Live analyst Mark Lawrenson at one point moved to remark: "Ginola couldn't get the ball away as three black and white shites converged upon him."

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2001

Answers

LoL. Obviously they got it wrong again. Shudda said "Shite Ginola couldn't get the ball away as three black and whites converged upon him."

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2001

Oooooooohhhhh look, Screacher has gone all lopsided....again...

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2001

I knew he swung........

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2001

In a similar vein, I remember a wonderful misprint in The Pink during the 1960's - can't recall the opponents

"Barrie Thomas blasted the ball through a crowd of red shits into the net"

And I was once looking at some estate agent particulars and was surprised to read

Bathroom with shite suite
(I thought all bathrooms had those)

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2001

John Inverdale on Radio 5 goes to a news reporter at the Old Bailey who was covering a trial of Kurdish terrorists being sentenced for a bombing in London....

"The judge emphasised he wasn't sentencing them to 25 years each just because they were Turds ...." end of meaningful radio for 5 minutes.

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2001



In the local dialing codes section in our phone book, that posh Cheshire town was once entered as Kuntsford. I've met a few folks from there, but I didn't realise BT were so switched on.

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2001

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