On first glance I find this forum most fun, but somehow I don't feel worthy to post here....

I don't think I have anything worthwhile to contribute, gut I am somehow compelled to post anyway!

This is all I can contribute at this time. One of my most favorite "high brow" literature sites:

http://umweb1.unitedmedia.com/index.html

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Answers

I am an occasional poster, but from what I've read, anyone can post. Gwen's site attracts (or seems to) a variety of folks. I think the only real qualification is a sense of humour (and general love of Gwen, of course).

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yep. That's it. And you actually don't even have to have a sense of humor, because if you don't then I can just make fun of you.

Just kidding.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Hmmm... I am going to have to check into this further. It just seems too good to be true!

Something tells me that if I post here to often, your trailer trash wiles will overpower me, and I will become one of your devoted subjects, eventually forwarding all my cash and securities to your personal swiss bank account.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Nay, we don't have Swiss bank accounts. Just e-mail me all your credit card numbers; no muss, no fuss! (blink blink fake smile till teeth hurt)

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

We accept Paypal and traveller's cheques. Flowers, Pavement memorabilia, Sanrio collectibles and other goods might be okay as well. *tease* See Gwen for details.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Wait! Wait a darned minute here!!! How do we know he's really authentic trailer trash? He might be from the other side of the tracks and shop at the mall and stuff. Does he even know how fun it is to shop Sanrio? We should test him first. Ok. How many wheels does your house have? (That'll stump him). James

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

C'mon, guys, what about the New Poster Hazing tradition, huh?!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Have you ever lusted after a blood relative? A farm animal? Ever masterbated (sic) with a cat? Have you ever invited some bible-thumpers into your home and then asked them penetrating questions about oral sex? Can you cook anything interesting? Does your significant other have sphincter muscles that can bend coat hanger wire? Have you ever been too fucked-up to fish? Come on, Don. We're a friendly group.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I just want chocolate Donald, and to be rid of the stalker I met on the Internet (um, no one from Gwen's-really). Thanks, I'd really appreciate it. Of course, if you are wealthy, I am a not-for-profit organization and I could use a sizable contribution.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I wish somebody would give me a loan so I can buy a trailer.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

quest : "anyone post here"

Credential required: Cetificate of Compulsive Posting Disorder .

Bubba:Have you ever lusted after a blood relative? Yes . . uhhh. . what other kind of relative is they ?

A farm animal? Yeah . But that wuldn't really l u s t. It was sumthing else .

Ever masterbated (sic) with a cat? What does (sic) MEAN ? ?

Have you ever invited some bible-thumpers into your home and then asked them penetrating questions about oral sex? No . I asked them penetrating questions about the bible . They didn't know anything about it .

Can you cook anything interesting? Cajun Hamburger . Ground pork - -ya'll call it sausage (ent; sow - sage ; female pig , sage seasoning) 1/2 tsp cayeen per pattie ; 1 egg over easy ; pattie on bun , saturate w/louisiana hot sauce , add egg . Best if eaten close to your chest .

Does your significant other have sphincter muscles that can bend coat hanger wire? I don't know and have no interest in finding out ! - - yukkie - -

Have you ever been too fucked-up to fish? Absolutely .

Come on, Don. We're a friendly group.

-- Bubba Cracker

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Well, there's in-laws, which are not blood relatives. But then again, the Brits often refer to them as "bloody" relatives. "sic" means literally "thus,so" and is intended to alert the reader that it's an intentional spelling and not a mistake. (You'll have to read the archives to discover what that's all about.) I thought cajun burgers called for ground 'possum. :o)

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I wish someone would give me money so I could pay off my trailer loan. ;o)

-- Anonymous, January 12, 2001