I have discovered that my interaction with the bbs unleashes strange and mysterious forces (whooooooooo). It has been pointed out that since I wrote a damning condemnation of a certain Mr K Dyer his form has picked up considerably. Now, a mere 72 hours after voting Shay Given for player of the year, he has submitted a transfer request.

I wish this bbs to note that; Shearer will never recover, Cordone is a cart-horse, Glass is surplus to requirements, our crowd is shamefully quiet, the stadium will be only 2/3 full most of next season, Bobby Robson doesn't have a clue, we will never spend any substantial cash in the transfer market again and Des Hamilton will never join Wednesday.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

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go on Softie say it... we are out of the cup and won't finish good enough for Europe either....

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Ok young man..... please select 43 lottery numbers for this Saturday's draw please!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Softie, would you care to comment on the current lack of harmony in the ranks at the club and suggest that it won't all be sorted out by the middle of the week?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Are you Neil Warlock?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

If so can we have Quinn for nothing please?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

How about tipping John Gregory to be Robson's succesor Softie?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001