I know who boswell is. He is a direct cousin of Al Gore. Don't listen or read his spew

-- Red Johnson (Red Johnson@member.net), January 06, 2001

Answers

Don't listen to Red Johnson. Please, everybody.

Yeah, that should work.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 06, 2001.

No it won't you are full of shit, I really do know who boswell is.

-- (Red Johnson@member.net), January 06, 2001.

HE'S back and badder than ever Boswell has a new member to his family

-- All american (Red Johnson@member.net), January 06, 2001.

No, I don't know who Boswell is, but I know that Red Johnson is a moron bungey-hole packer. Quit beating your johnson or it will change from red to black and blue you demented pud-pounder.

-- (red johnson@member of. "Member Manipulators Anonymous"), January 06, 2001.

Red-where are you that you only have computer priviledges once a month?

-- OnceEachMonth (Anyone@else.notice?), January 06, 2001.

LOL! This thread made my morning!

-- (Dis@enfranch.ised), January 06, 2001.

Yea, and I know who Red Johnson lives. He's resides in Jerome Idaho. He turned into a flamin rumpranger about six years ago after eating a bad batch of onions.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 06, 2001.

"after eating a bad batch of onions."

Bwaaahaaahaaaa!!

Boswell, I know you are an asshole, but I gotta give you credit, that is funny.

-- (bwaa@haaaa.haaa), January 06, 2001.

Hey bwaa, why don't you take a flying leap thru a fucking rollin donut! I wasn't tryin to be funny! I was damn serious about onions. Red chased pussy till he bought that goddamn onion farm down in south Idaho. He liked it as much as any of us. I've known that guy for years! I used to run around with him. Than he started eaten his damn crop and it fucked him up bad. Now all he wants to do is hang out in them their gay bars and show his fake tits. Ask him about the time he got arrested for showin his butt in Hallmark Cards. He'll never live that down.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 06, 2001.

Ask him about the time he got arrested for showin his butt in Hallmark Cards. He'll never live that down

^^^okay, i'll bite, RED, what bout it? What CARD? I'd like to see it. I like buts. I am a woman and I like mens buts.

Boswell, I got such a chuckle over the crack about the donut. Um, wonder if he did that and say well, the donut was glazed, wouldnt he get stuck?

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), January 06, 2001.

Sumer, glazed donuts is kind of a personal thing and I don't want to discuss it. I just added the F word to a term thats been around for fifty years. Red needs to come out of hiding and tell you that story about his butt. I didn't really believe he'd do such a thing and he hadn't had that many beers. Surprised the hell out me!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 06, 2001.

Sumer, you also need to add one more T to the word butt. If you got a little but you only use one T, but if you have a big butt you use two T's. If a person has a really big one it's called a huge ass.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 07, 2001.

Of course Boswell would know about big butts (Large ass bastard, You see Boswell and I once were in Hallmark cards, he was looking for a birthday card for his second 12yr. old wife (thats why its fun down at the farm) when my suspenders broke, down came my overalls, Boswell then began to throw sunflower seeds down the crack of my but (unlike Boswell's Huge ass) well as quick as I could I pulled up my overalls but riding back home was quite uncomfortable. By the time we reached home, of course the sunflower seeds had been ground into a oatmeal type paste, Boswell said I can get it out with a straw, well not being much smarter than his second 12yr. old wife I let him ( thus the begining of the term "feltching") since then Boswell has written several books on Feltching and what to feltch with. If anyone is interested they can log onto Barnes and noble or his personal training site (complete with video techniques) at www. thebosfeltchs.com

-- Red Johnson (Red Johnson@member.net), January 08, 2001.

And how drunk were both of you at the time?

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), January 08, 2001.

Damn, (shakes head) I really didnt need to know "all" that, but, um thanks for sharing, I guess.

-- sumeratwork (shh@aol.con), January 08, 2001.

Ya know, I've spent half my life tryin to shock and defame people and been pretty successful at it. Red, you need to take a heart pill and take a deep breath and forget about the past. That story you told on me involving the mayonaise belongs in your history not mine. I've been braggin on saddle soap for years and I've told you that before. Your the one that likes to smear that edible stuff. And as far as the 12 year old, your full of shit clear up to your eyebrows. She was 15 and you know damn well she was!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 08, 2001.

Red & Boswell, I can tell you two have spent a lot of time together. You write exactly like each other! Imagine that!

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), January 08, 2001.

I hear a novel in progress. It'll be the gay sequal to "Gary & Mike."

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), January 08, 2001.

Yes, to answer your original question, I know who Boswell is. I also know who you are, Red. (You're right, Bemused. They have been together for a LONG time.) Boswell is King of Spain.cum and Red is Hawk. These two sexual perverts have been playing with each others hangy down thingies for a couple of years now. Nobody else would touch them (here or real life) with a ten-foot pole!

-- (One fag@to .another), January 08, 2001.

You guys are wrong on all counts. I know Red and he knows me personally. I live in Idaho and he lives in California. We are two different people and King of Spain and Hawk aren't even in the picture. Besides Hawk is a lowlife midget with a little man complex. And I know Bosco personally as a neigbor up the road. Honest words from a farm boy with intregity. Hell I don't even know if I spelled that right.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 08, 2001.

Go get um Boswell, don't let them there city folk give ye any shit,I sure as hell don't. Yer wifes pappy told you and yer ma that she was 15, but my aunt margie what delivered her says she was born in 1981, course ye know that margie's been keepin records fer the recorder fer nearly 35 yrs. now. And she is always right jest giver a call.And god dammit lay off them rabbit skin gloves and panty hose, there goona kill ya some day. Christ ya took every pair from the store and, whats the rest of us gonna do?

-- Red Johnson (Red Johnson@member.net), January 09, 2001.

If your so worried about how to get yourself off why don't you try the Dairy Delight. Go to the livestock market next Saturday at Sacramento and get yourself one of them newborn orphaned calves that's still suckin. Get a bag of Purina Calf Starter and one of them galvanized gallon buckets with the calf nipple. Get him started on it so he's comfortable with it and then when he ain't lookin replace it with your own tube of steak. It will surprise the hell out of both of you!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 09, 2001.

Red Johnson = Boswell

a schizophrenic homo that buttfucks himself

-- LOL (the.truth@is.revealed), January 09, 2001.

LOL, how in the hell do you think a guy suppossed to pull that off. I've never heard of that done before. I used to watch porno movies on Saturdays a few years back and I remember Ron Jeremy used to suck himself off which was quite a feat. But to pour the pickle to yourself would be really bending the ole gristle. I bet the monitor that oversees these postings knows their origin!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 09, 2001.

Now we got em Boswell, thier all shivering in thier slippers. How you been? I've just sent you a new sack of onions. thought maybe we could get together for dinner soon

-- Red Johnson (Red Johnson@member.net), January 10, 2001.

I hate onions with a passion, but dinner sounds lovely! Can you give me a couple hours of notice so I can tidy up the place and put something nice on?

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), January 11, 2001.