New health discovery! How to more than double the strength of all your organs, bones and cells in your body the easy way!

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New health discovery!

How to more than double the strength of all your organs, bones and cells in your body the easy way.

When the early astronauts went into space, they discovered that when they came back, that during their time of weightlessness, they had lost bone mass and muscle mass. They discovered that every cell of your body responds to gravity changes. Now to prevent loss of muscle and bone mass, the astronauts jump on a trampoline before and after each space flight.

Albert Carter wrote a book about this theory. It is called “the Miracle of Rebounding”. Look up his website by entering his name in your search engine. He discovered that if you simply jump on a mini trampoline about 4 or 5 times per day at about 2 to 5 minutes each time, you can fool all the cells of your body into thinking that you live under more gravity. Your body responds to this increase in gravity change in a very positive way. You don’t need to get out of breath jumping, but simply jump to increase the gravity.

Albert Carter took several mini trampolines into an old folks home and started them on a regular jumping session several times a day. 3 months later he came back to this home and every person that participated had greatly increased in strength and general health and well being.

Al Carter was invited by the Hong Kong Police Force to teach the police force the rebounding technique. They even had him develop a superior soft bounce trampoline.

You can buy a regular mini trampoline for about $35. I have seen them in thrift stores for only $5. Get started jumping on a mini trampoline and you’ll be amazed how strong you’ll get in about 2 months.

You will be able to run up a flight of stairs twice as fast as you do now. Once you start this program, you should never quit, because if you quit, your body will revert back to how it was before in a very short time.

Al Carter’s 10 year old daughter beat all the boys in her class in arm wrestling! As you can see this is really worth doing. If you have health problems or heart disease, you will greatly increase your chances of recovery!

-- Freddie the Freeloader (freddiethefreeloader@aol.com), January 03, 2001

Answers

Nothing replaces exercise and if a $5 trampoline is a boat floater buy one.

As for Carter's daughter: Was her name Brenda and in the 3rd grade in Riverside CA circa 1956? Remember well that Momma to be.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 04, 2001.


Al CarterA's daughter is a tramp.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 04, 2001.

NEW SCIENTIFIC MIRACLE:

Just in the GSE's top-secret program showed (now this is a secret, remember) that daily exercise and eating nutritious foods resulted in higher energy levels, increased exercise tolerance, and overall improved health.

And you can get it all for the price of a floor and a road (and food).

What a Miracle!

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), January 04, 2001.


I have also heard this theory about trampoline jumping from Tony Robbins. I don't know if he takes his wallet with him when he jumps, but his is a lot bigger, stronger, and healthier than mine. This also explains why I felt so good and energetic as a kid who just stepped off the Tilt-A-Whirl.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), January 04, 2001.

IFFFFF this had any validity, there's have been studies done on it.

-- John Littmann (littmannj@aol.com), January 04, 2001.


albertcarter.com is not a good site. What is it?

-- John Littmann (littmannj@aol.com), January 04, 2001.

Frank, your post made me smile.

While there is nothing wrong with getting a little exercise, trampolines aren't appropriate for everyone. People who are quite overweight, have problems with their joints (especially ankles and knees), or who suffer from vertigo or other balance problems really shouldn't use a jogging trampoline, or they should at least consult with a doctor. That's probably good advice before using any home exercise equipment, come to think of it.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 04, 2001.


If you do not drink any liquids for 3 or more days you will probably die.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), January 04, 2001.

Tarzan,

No kidding. Especially if trampolines are being marketed to the elderly! Just what we need is some con artist pedalling hip fractures to old people.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), January 04, 2001.


I love my trampoline. I am typing this as I bounce for Jesus. My trampoline has taken years off my life!

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 04, 2001.


I love my pastrami on rye, they've added years to my life!

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), January 04, 2001.


Elderly hell. One misstep on a jogging trampoline and you can break your ankle really easily. A broken ankle takes longer to heal and is more complicated than other parts of the body.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 04, 2001.

Tarzan,

I was concerned about the elderly angle as a hip fracture can lead to them decompensating and NEVER walking or caring for themselves again. A similar fracture in a young person is inconvenient and painful, but not usually the end of life as they know it.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), January 04, 2001.


There is a danger here. If you bounce continually at a certain frequency, your bounce-energy will resonate with the earth's harmonic convergence and you will gradually bounce higher and higher until you are in outer-space whereupon you will explode.

Residents of Sedona, AZ are at special risk.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), January 04, 2001.


Lars,

So true. But I think that they give you a bag of pennies with each trampoline so that you can drop one with each bounce, thus avoiding this catastrophe.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), January 04, 2001.



I have deicided to build, and live in full time, a certrifuge. Oh sure the Mrs is gonna be pissed when I tell her that the sofa has to go, but we must all sacrifice. Two years from now, when I emerge from my contraption, I plan on joining the NFL.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), January 04, 2001.

Send a picture Unk.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 05, 2001.

I cannot believe it! Here Freddie posted a real neat concept for better health, and all your responses are negative. If you cannot say anything nice, don't say anything at all!

All you guys are a bunch of jerks and assholes with your negative comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- mary had a little lamb. (mary@aol.com), January 05, 2001.


Mary,

If you cannot say anything nice, don't say anything at all!

It's hard NOT to here, the software won't let ewe post without having something in the "answer" box. :-)

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), January 05, 2001.


Mary,

Freddie is a big boy, and I think he can take some good natured ribbing.

Oh, BTW, besides asshole and jerk, I am also a heartless cretin.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), January 05, 2001.


Hey Unk, I didn't know you were from Crete!

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 05, 2001.

I remember when jumping rope was popular for athletes

-- (jack@Lalane.muscles), January 05, 2001.

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