Read today, reports of Bobby watching Clinton Morris of C. Palace lately with a view to a 3 million pound bid. The lads been in form lately and knocked Sunderland out of the cup.

-- Anonymous, December 29, 2000

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It must give you a little glow deep inside Tre. Incidentally, after the uncontrolled glee ehxibited by Mr Hutchison when he scored against us for an unmentionable team, there were doubts expressed as to his loyalty. I am pleased to report that he has been shooting his mouth off about how that unmentionable team will definitely be playing in Europe next season. As every Geordie knows, making predictions about league placings out loud always results in catastrophe, so I imagine that he is merely a fifth columnist.

-- Anonymous, December 30, 2000