This player has a birthday today Wonder if he'll play on Saturday as a birthday present

Tomorrow another of the squad has a birthday, any guesses?

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000

Answers

Oh , aah thowt ye were ganna hev a pitch of me Ma. Happy Borthday to them aal.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000

It must be really shitty having a birthday near Xmas. People will get you a "bigger"? present and say, "It's for Xmas AND your birthday you know."

Btw Screacher , Am I invited to yer mams wild bithday party?

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000