Bush picks his cabinet... a pictorial perspective

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Bush's brain... "Gonzalez... what a perfect name to keep the beaners happy!
The liberal minorities are gonna eat this burrito up!"




Bush's brain... "Con - do - lee - zza! Yeah, this broad ought to keep the blacks off my ass!
National Security Advisor?.. Hah! Cheney ain't gonna let her do shit except pose for the media!"




Bush's brain... "She wants to take care of the environment? Hee-haw!
Who IS this bimbo? If she lived in Texas I would have executed her."




Bush's brain... "I AM going to execute this guy. As soon as I take office
I'll get Poppy's friends in the CIA to take care of him."




Bush's brain... "I gonna execute that fly on this guy's back.
Nah, better not... it'll piss off the liberals."




-- Anonymous, December 27, 2000

Answers

This is meant for the small mind who is responsible for this post: "How it infuriates a bigot, when he is forced to drag out his dark convictions." - Logan Persall Smith

To bring it down to a level you might understand - You are the bigot not Bush. Bush is smart enough to realize that smart people exist in all groups, you on the other hand seem to have a hard time grasping that.

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2000


A bit tasteless, but 'yumor is 'yumor. :)

Speaking of which, it was funny to read this in the London Times. So I *wasn't* the only one who wondered whether it was a cardboard Bush in the pictures! :)

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000


No, I saw them too and wondered. There are tiny little differences if you look closely (or maybe I'm just "willing" them there), but at first glance, it's kind of eerie.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000


"...others, however, say that the pictures expose a more serious truth — that he is an automaton controlled by his key advisers."

What does this mean? That Bush is actually a robot, made by a Hollywood special effects department? That real people turn to cardboard if they listen to their advisors too carefully? What does the London Times mean by a "serious truth" anyway?

What seems to be going on here is, the author of this little piece has swallowed the "dumb Bush" baloney, and now sees this even where it makes no sense to do so. I suppose if I were running the Bush-bot, then next time I'd poke the smile button now and then, or change its clothes, and see what nonsense the critics would find with *that*. And they would, they always do.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000


Bush's cabinet of spooks

The Bush-Florida-Cuba connection

Knock yourself out Flint, debunk these SERIOUS truths.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000



Doc Droolie:

Show me something true, and I won't need to debunk it. Hint: pull head out of ass first. Otherwise, all the "truth" you see will look and smell the same to you. But I have a question for you. Do you even *have* any critical faculties you keep suspended all the time? So far, I have never seen even the slightest hint that you've ever in your life seen more than one side to any issue. And you understand *that* side as thoroughly as cheerleaders understand zone defenses.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000


Yet another hard hitting Flint analysis. Great debunking Splint!

Now care to address the issues raised in the articles? Can I assume you agree?

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000


I read the first article Doc. Where is the truth? All I read was this guy's opinion. He had no documentation for any of his opinions or allegations. Why should Flint need to debunk something as phony as this?



-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000


Dr. Pibb:

Let's just be thankful that Droolie hasn't yet, quite, found some nutball claiming Bush is made of green cheese. Because he'd believe it, assuming I correctly deduce that he sees something of value in these rants he links to.

These pictures are kind of comical. I can't help wondering how many different pictures this photographer had to take to be able to make this kind of a selection. Remember that misleading opinions can be presented with pictures as well as words, a subtle point well over Droolie's head, I'm afraid.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2000


Now, wait just a minute there Flint. Down south of here in San Diego, we have a team called the ‘Chargers?’. Their cheerleaders are the ONLY ONES that DO understand zone defenses.

-- Anonymous, December 30, 2000


Bush animatronic robot switches to default standby mode again...

another article...

Dubya's default doze pose

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2001




-- Anonymous, January 03, 2001



-- Anonymous, January 03, 2001

After seeing all the pictures of Dubya standing behind his appointees, I can't help but wonder when someone (someone other than me) will work them into a "The President Ate My Balls" page. (There's your idea. Make up your own captions and run with it.)

-- Anonymous, January 03, 2001

I'd poke the smile button now and then,

Smile? He was holding his breath so he wouldn't have to smell the stench of those sub-humans. He looks like he was trying to keep from hurling.

Actually, the man has a difficult time of smiling unless it at something that degrades someone else. Usually a joke over someone he has put to made a life or death decision on.

He smirks, that is his usual facial expression. His keepers have forced him to practice his facial expressions and those pictures are the result of his attempt to look serious. A little difficult in someone who's first 40 years were spent in enjoying youthful indiscretions.

the author of this little piece has swallowed the "dumb Bush" baloney Baloney? Where have you been, the man is dumb!

-- Anonymous, January 03, 2001



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