What will Laura Bush do?

Lets see…

1. Rescue healthcare.

2. Fire all of the staff at the White House travel office, indict them on trumped-up charges, and place their good-ol’ boys from Texas.

3. Gather 900 or so FBI files to keep the opposition of Dubya at bay for at least 4 years.

4. Hire her old college drop-out buddies to run White House security.

Anything I miss here?

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), December 23, 2000

Answers

>> Anything I miss here <<

5. Become an effective advocate for respecting the basic human rights of women around the world...

6. ...and a world-class commodities futures trader!

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), December 23, 2000.

7. Devise a clever system that insures that the ‘girls’ that she brings in the back door of the White House don’t get mixed-up with her husband’s.

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), December 23, 2000.

Run for Senator of wherever.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), December 23, 2000.

Be a soccer mom.

-- Soccer (moms@r.us), December 23, 2000.

There is some evidence that she enjoys picking her nose. I will be quite satisfied with her performance as first "lady" if she can manage to restrain herself to this activity without even attempting to do anything else.

-- (A bird in the hand @ is better than. 2 Bushes), December 23, 2000.

Remind us regularly that an era has passed.

Whew!

Then there's New York. Funny folks those.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), December 23, 2000.

Heil Hillary!

-- The New Third Reich of New York (you@go.girl), December 23, 2000.

What she has been doin'. As they say in Tejas; watch the "licker cabinet". Sorry, just couldn't help myself.

Best Wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), December 23, 2000.