Just watched the highlights of Palace vs B'burn. What a t0$$er the ref was. A body-check ootside the area was penalised by a penalty and a red card for Egg Flied Lice (or was it #5? Well, some Chinese anyway). But what a travesty. It was at least a yard ootside and "active contact" rather than deliberate. Let's hope he doesn't graduate to the EPL.

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

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PS. Luk oot fer 'im. Aah think 'e's caaled R. Sole. Or is it Hugh Janus??

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000