Rumour has it she is...but the Palace won't say owt for fear of ruining our Chrimbo.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Answers

Are you taking the piss LR!?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Almost certainly not.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Gawd - will Taggart and his foot soldiers not staop at anything to re-arrange the Christmas footy schedules? Hard set of fixtures LR, eh?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Haha this is hilarious! it started doing the rounds here about a week ago, one of the lads reckons he knows someone on the inside who said she'd popped her clogs but that they weren't releasing it until they'd gotten William back from Chile.....

I even went as far as to e-mail Ananova asking for confirmation....

It's obviously just a rumour that's gotten bigger from there, I don't believe the owld fucker is dead.....

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Piss easy set of fixtures....just hard on my wallet :-)

Anyway..I only said it was a rumour......has anyone seen her today???

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

I saw about 200 of her doubles inside the post office just morning!!

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

That's funny I thought I saw about 300 of her in the Town Centre this lunchtime!

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

she better not be, i got a tic for the manu game on the 30th (first home game since 1994), it would be typical of the selfish old cow if i had to spend the day watching her bloody funeral.

enough to drive one to drink

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

I heard about this - they were also saying Eminem was dead too.

Let's face it she's been dead for years

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Of course she's been dead for years, she never looks any older, no one ever hear's her speak, all her bits are made of plastic (apart from wee solicone bits) , with the forearm programmed to rock gently when the hand is raised. Queen had her put down a few years ago when she fell at the Cheltenham festival (2 mile chase, just a bit too fast for her, they cleverly named the race after her (the Scent of Gin and Piss Stakes for mares over 80 years old))

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Even if she is, how will they know ? :-))

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

You're all a bunch of nasty bastards aren't you.

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

If it's true.....the Golf Cart trade will fall apart

80)

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

ugh - the Queen Mum with silicone implants......shudder....

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

Rik
We'll have less of the 'nasty'. :-)

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000