I would have stuck the ball in - against anybody else I'd have done what he did"...a "football fan"'s remark after the Di Canio ball catching affair.

ABU's....we LOVE 'em :-)

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Answers

We've got a GP Registrar here called Dr Abu - I'll pass on your kind regards to his family.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

LR - Remind me again what ABU actually means and why we as United supporters should join up?

ABNH or ABMU maybe....

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Scratchy, it stands for "always been United" to differentiate yourself from those whose club took a vote on what to change their name to.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

Corrrrrr that's almost as poor as selecting a nickname for yourselves like the neanderthals down the road.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2000

But it's not our nickname ....Red Devils is :-)

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

And in this corner we have a bunch of whingy moaning footballers and in that corner we have the Parachute Regiment....and the footballers have all fallen over before the first punch is thrown. It's unanimous: the Parachute Regiment are the only Red Devils.

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

Perhaps the Pink Prawns would be more appropriate...

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

Or Dublin Prawns?

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

"You're funny you are ITK...."

"I don't care, we're the best..always will be"

"you can't help yoursleves talking about 'the best team in the worldŽ'"

"better than your spineless b$%^rds.."

we're taking bets on the above responses.....NZD $1 per go....

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000