Toto finds Dorothy's leg to be a real come-on.

Me so horny, ARF

WEDNESDAY, 20 DECEMBER, 2000

POOCH IS A TOTO DISGRACE

By CHRIS PHARO

A RANDY terrier faces the sack from a Wizard Of Oz pantomime - because he keeps getting frisky with the leading lady's leg.

Sex-mad Bazil, who is Toto in the show, is so besotted by Dorothy's stockinged limb he clasps it the moment she walks on stage.

Producers fear that children in the audience will ask parents tricky questions after seeing his performance.

So they plan to replace the panting pooch unless a vet can find a way of dampening his ardour.

A spokesman for the production, which stars veteran DJ Ed "Stewpot" Stewart, said: "The director is not happy and neither is Kate Watson, the actress who plays Dorothy.

"As soon as the spotlight falls on the dog he behaves like a porn star."

Bazil, three, a bichon-frise terrier, is now given medication before appearing in Weymouth, Dorset.

© News Group Newspapers Ltd.

WEDNESDAY, 20 DECEMBER, 2000

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), December 20, 2000

Answers

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), December 20, 2000.

Male terriers are like that. Best to get a spayed female.

-- Johnn Littmann (littmannj@aol.com), December 21, 2000.