Letter From Employer Thankfully Omits Balls-Copying Incident

© 2000

SAN FRANCISCO-- Randall Konerko, a 39-year-old database administrator looking for a new job in the field, was relieved to learn Monday that a letter of recommendation from his former employer makes no reference to the Dec. 11 balls-copying incident that led to his dismissal. "Whew, that's a relief," said Konerko after an interview with Luminant Worldwide. "I was sure Mr. Alland would mention that whole thing, but, mercifully, he didn't." Konerko has made a promise to himself never to engage in testicular Xeroxing, even if it's 2 a.m. and the office seems empty.

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), December 20, 2000

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Wow, reckon wonder 'how' they found out he was copying his nutz?

Um, wonder why he copied his nutz?

and um, well, hell, nevermind....but that took balls!

-- sume (shh@aol.con), December 20, 2000.