Sh1t joke #18,407

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Man walks into a fishmonger's with a bliddy git salmon under his arm.

Do you make fish cakes ?

I'm a fishmonger. Course I make bliddy fish cakes.

Wey will yuh make 'im one, cos it's ees borthday.

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000

Answers

Wake up at the back.

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000

Thanks Pit. For a long while I've been worried as I find most of the (allegedly crap) jokes on here amusing.

;-((

PS I'll be using that joke later...

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000


I thought the funny smell round here was that bliddy salmon, but its not, its the rotting corpse of that joke......god it stinks.

I'll be using though......straight into the dataank of www.crap-jokes- for-itk.com

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-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000


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