Sh1t joke #18,407greenspun.com : LUSENET : Unofficial Newcastle United Football Club BBS : One Thread |
Man walks into a fishmonger's with a bliddy git salmon under his arm.Do you make fish cakes ?
I'm a fishmonger. Course I make bliddy fish cakes.
Wey will yuh make 'im one, cos it's ees borthday.
-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000
Wake up at the back.
-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000
Thanks Pit. For a long while I've been worried as I find most of the (allegedly crap) jokes on here amusing.;-((
PS I'll be using that joke later...
-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000
I thought the funny smell round here was that bliddy salmon, but its not, its the rotting corpse of that joke......god it stinks.I'll be using though......straight into the dataank of www.crap-jokes- for-itk.com
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-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000