There are several men in the locker room of a private Golf Club. Suddenly a cellphone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

Hello?

Honey, It's me.

Sugar!

Are you at the club?

Yes, Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?

What's the price?

Only $1,500.00 Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like it that much...

Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year... What price did he quote you?

Only $60,000...

OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

Great!, before we hang up, something else... What? It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property... How much are they asking?

Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...

Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK? OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!!!

Bye... I do too...

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

-- (ha@ha.ha), December 14, 2000

Answers

Hee hee! Thanks!

-- (yawn@stretch.scratch), December 14, 2000.