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There are several men in the locker room of a private Golf Club. Suddenly a cellphone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
Honey, It's me.
Are you at the club?
Yes, Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?
What's the price?
Only $1,500.00 Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like it that much...
Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year... What price did he quote you?
OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
Great!, before we hang up, something else... What? It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property... How much are they asking?
Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...
Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK? OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!!!
Bye... I do too...
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), December 14, 2000
Hee hee! Thanks!
-- (email@example.com), December 14, 2000.