Claire Swires is REAL...

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For those of you in the know there's a large article on THAT e-mail in today's Metro (Page 7).....looks like the chap who started spreading it round the world is getting the sack.....

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

Answers

Is that the email with the two very bad jokes at the bottom and then goes on to discuss personal information?
What's the metro and can you read it on line?

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

It's the one where the girl talks about swallowing.....Sorry kegsy, Metro is a london free newspaper....dunno if it's online....

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

Yeah, one of the guys at work (in Tokyo) got that one yesterday and we all had a good laugh. It's well and truly done the rounds

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

haven't had the e-mail, could someone forward it please

oh and versions of the Metro are everywhere

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000


It got sent to me on an e-mail to many people. One guy then replied 'to all' with this reply:

"My ex once swallowed. When I said she didn't have to if she didn't want, she replied 'it's OK, I've heard it's good for the skin!'"

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000




Metro pic

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

Gives me something to look forward to next year, when it reaches OZ!!

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

That's about the 5th Claire Swires at Excite e-mail address I've seen ;))

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

GUS.......I haven't got your home E Mail here at work, so just for you I've sent it to your Gallowgate address....don't say I never bring happiness into you life.......sort of

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

I'm so bored at work that I've decided to make it a mission to find this girl....just for the hell of it :))

So far I've found out that she doesn't work at Norton Rose, that there is a girl called Claire Swire on the electoral role at an address in Chelsea (I won't bother giving the address out but you can find it on www.192.com) and according to a colleague she apparently works for a company called Magic Button in Chelsea but has recently been given gardening leave to get away from all the attention....

Other stories are that the law firm involved Norton Rose is now trying to imply that the story was all a hoax http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/15404.html

If you do a search on google for "claire swire" it comes back with 1 hit for an auction site stating that she was at the opening of some gallery or something, also implies that there's a pic of her from this opening but I've so far been unable to trace it down....

Happy hunting.....

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000



As I have said in the various E Mails.....this E Mail malarky has also been involved with the Cliffiord Chance company and as I have asked once or twice......who is it that we know that works for them.....I'm sure someone on here had a Clifford Chance E Mail address at one time.......now who could that be?

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

The initial ones I saw had no clifford chance people in....as for who do we know at Clifford....surely YOU would be the perfect person to answer that question? ;))

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

my bloody name is all over it , thank god im not at work anymore ,

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

I feel I'm missing out.

Can someone forward me a copy of this email?

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000


Yeah, and me please :@)

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000


Just got in to work, most your side of the world will be asleep so allow me......

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

Looks like I'm living in electronic woop woop....can I have this amazing email too???

hillr@sydney.btap.bt.com

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000


the whole of NZ is waiting for it as well.....

the excitement....the tension...

; o )

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000


Yeah, but min, NZ IS woop woop.

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

Well, she's made it to The Times today, how do you live that one down?

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

OK,

Everyone at work wants it!

Please send to my email address above. Thanks

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000


woop woop? you talking charver again TM?

cheers gus - chuckle vision of the highest order....;)))

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000


Oh why not? send it to me as well please.

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

Poor girl - something that personal being spread around the world. It leaves a bad taste in the mouth....sorry.

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

Well, everybody has there 15 minutes of fame and I guess that she's had more than she can chew, or would that be more than a mouthful?

Hat, coat, gone

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000


I've heard they're lining her up to star in a new hollywood movie.....Honey, I swallowed the kids....

Kegsy!! wait for me..........

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000


Best one the day, Gav.

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

It's in NZ and OZ now. I got copies from a friend in Melbourne and other in Wellington. As well as the one from ITK.

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

Ok...curiosity is killing me here...it either hasn't gotten to the states, or not to my usual network of email forwarders.

amenjivar@aol.com - please

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000


Ciara - on its way!

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

Please someone sent it!

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

And Ciara trust me.....it's NOTHING special! it's just one of those bizarre internet phenomena that seems to have titillated people and got them looking for her.....her statement is really quite boring....

After all, don't all girls swallow?

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000


Howay Gav, Steph. It's Friday and I'm Booorrrrreeeedd!

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

Gav, it's those that gargle you should be trying to find :-)

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

Gav, I'm taking the 5th.

Funny email though. Just goes to show why one should delete the unnecessary bits before forwarding emails. Doh!

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000


I've just sent it to you pilgrim.

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

and me! I need to know what this is all about

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

Anybody else??

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

Yes please if you dont mind Martym

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

Could you send me a copt too please?

-- Anonymous, December 16, 2000

check you E Mail Garcie

-- Anonymous, December 16, 2000

Yes please.

-- Anonymous, December 16, 2000

just sent it Josh

-- Anonymous, December 16, 2000

She's splashed all over the front page of the Daily Male (sp?). Sorry, can't find an electronic picture.

-- Anonymous, December 16, 2000

post it to me as well pleeeeeaaase

-- Anonymous, December 16, 2000

Chevy.....you should have it now.

-- Anonymous, December 16, 2000

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