WE beat Sheffield Weds 8-0, Spurs 6-1, Southampton 5-0 and Man U 3-0. Sheffield Weds beat Wimbledon 5-0. WE got beaten 5-1 by Man Utd and 4-1 by Coventry. Man Utd beat us 5-1, Bradford 5-0 and West Ham 7-1 (to name but a few trouncings) and got beaten 5-0 by Chelsea and 3-0 by us. West Ham got beaten 4-0 by Everton at Upton Park and 7-1 by Man United. Southampton got beaten 8-1 by Spurs and 5-0 by us. Funny how the world keeps on turning, innit.

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2000

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>>>Funny how the world keeps on turning, innit.

Nah, that's Kevin Keegan's fault.

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2000